Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML
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Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, I was staying at my boyfriend’s place for the first time. In the morning, I brushed my teeth using the toothbrush in the cup next to the sink. He came in and said, “Oh, you found the one I use to clean my sneakers.” FML
Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Today, I woke up and brushed my teeth as usual. My brother had decided it would be a good time to prank me and rubbed a ton of salt into my toothbrush. A while later, he stood outside the bathroom door repeatedly saying sorry. It was Epsom salt. FML
Today, my mom realized we have been sharing tooth brushes because they are similar colors. I told her it doesn't really matter since we're mother and daughter. She responded by saying that she loves me, but she has no idea where my mouth has been, and she doesn't want my diseases. Thanks mom. FML
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Top comments
Intoxicunt 6
So, use his facial hair trimmer for a vibrator for a couple weeks. Duh. :)
a2z029_ 0
Gross.
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Comments (102)
besad_fml 0
Ewwww I hope your brother doesn't have foot fungus or plays Amy sports that makes his feet really sweaty and stinky!
1dream_fml 0
Find a real bad way to make him pay
som_fml 0
well to be fair, your mouth is a hell of a lot filthier than anyone's feet. Well... I mean unless you're walking barefoot through poop or raw chicken or something.
s1w1111 2
He sat by "my mom and I"? Take away "my mom and" - "he sat by I"? No wonder you didn't know, your grammer is atrocious. He didn't sit by "my mom and I", he sat by "my mom and ME". Learn the difference between subject and object
elliekinslurvsya 0
haha I think I love you, #52
Mothraaaaa 0
Ahah, so said by the one who spelled 'grammAr' grammer. Cough.
capricaz 0
Way to make an ass of yourself by spelling grammAr wrong. Stupid shit.
jeane123 6
and just imagine what else he used too clean with it lol
lesbee 0
Who the hell brushes their teeth anyways. It's a known fact that they fall off and grow back again. Duh!
ttuwmasian 0
ydi for not telling anyone about that toothbrush.
lolWUTERBUFFALO 0
i brush my teeth in the shower. i dont leave my toothbrush in there though. THATS just wierd.
feed_the_ducks 0
That is gross though I must ask why do you leave your toothbrush in the shower?
margie4peace 11
I never claimed to be able to spell. That ability was fried from my brain during my teenage years, thanks to several months of glue-sniffing. So, kids, don't try that at...uh...ANYWHERE!