Today, my boyfriend woke me up the same way he always does, by pulling on my hair. Just to be playful, I pulled him down on top of me and kissed him. Turns out his brother thought it would be funny to wake people up the same way. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came to my room and we were kissing. He was being exceptionally aggressive and intense when my brother knocked outside my door, demanding I open it. He had to jump out while I was fumbling to fix my top and cover my marks with my hair. FML
Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I woke up, rolled over, and kissed the boy who was peacefully sleeping next to me, cheerfully saying, "Good morning, baby!" That boy is my dog. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
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Top comments
abhi95 31
Talk about awkward!
EpicSquishii 21
Keep it in the family :) The royals did it for centuries, see how that worked out?
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Comments (84)
firefighter925 18
Can you imagine if your boyfriend came in on that. talk about awkward moment
oNisao 21
Guess both of you got the unexpected awkwardness.
angelitared 27
Creepy.
bananamonkey23 5
you left out his brothers reaction
Morgiepoooh9822 17
I really hope his brother isn't like 7 years old. Sucks for you op!
emilyjgraham 34
Why on earth have you not told your boyfriend to stop pulling your hair to wake you up? That must be so annoying!!
Enslaved 38
Nothing wrong with a little hair pulling! :P
Pyapi 20
It never said the boyfriend pulled on her hair HARD. I believe it's just a gentle little pull. Nothing wrong with that...
Ultimawolf25 19
What a awful way to be woken up each time, doesn't sound fun :/.
StratoBreak 2
Weird how you and the commenter above seem to think the bf YANKS on her hair to wake her up. From what I gather it's probably just a very gentle tug, or she wouldn't have given - who she thought was him - a morning kiss.
kwyk 23
It's best to keep out of reach if you wake me up. I don't like waking up.
megabite99 4
Clever bastard :P
girlbye23 15
Well you have some explaining to do...