Today, my boyfriend woke me up the same way he always does, by pulling on my hair. Just to be playful, I pulled him down on top of me and kissed him. Turns out his brother thought it would be funny to wake people up the same way. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came to my room and we were kissing. He was being exceptionally aggressive and intense when my brother knocked outside my door, demanding I open it. He had to jump out while I was fumbling to fix my top and cover my marks with my hair. FML
Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I woke up, rolled over, and kissed the boy who was peacefully sleeping next to me, cheerfully saying, "Good morning, baby!" That boy is my dog. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
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Top comments
abhi95 31
Talk about awkward!
EpicSquishii 21
Keep it in the family :) The royals did it for centuries, see how that worked out?
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Comments (84)
toastedjellybowl 7
Does it bother you that you quite possibly gave your boyfriends brother a stiffy?
popaacxx 10
Oh wow! Lol, how you gonna explain that to him?
RecklessLove 18
I'm pretty sure op didn't mean that their boyfriend yanks their hair out. You can pull someone's hair lightly. As for it being weird for the brother to do it, if you're close enough with your significant other their family becomes your family. Meaning his annoying brother becomes your annoying brother making it somewhat normal that the brother would wake op up like that.
showgirl10 3
I would be mad if someone besides my boyfriend or immediate family even touched my hair. But maybe that's just me. Now pulling on it? I would return the favor to both of them.... with wax.
Mynameislinh 24
Maybe he decided only to do that to you...? ;)
pastispast 7
The Goonies
Nikkiisblonde 3
Why would his brother pull on your hair anyways? sounds creepy.
Angel_of_Night 10
Wait.. What?
PiNkMoOn 9
well.that's funny
iammeorami 25
what a lucky brother your boyfriend must have OP.