Today, my very traditional grandmother has decided it's time for me to get married to Kevin. She's called half the town and informed them of the good news. I'm 17. I've never met Kevin. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML
Today, my grandmother called me in a fit of panic because her new neighbors are black. So is my fiancé, whom she is supposed to meet tomorrow. FML
Today, while visiting family in my very small hometown for the summer, I met a guy and we really hit it off. Everything was going great, and I brought him home to meet my family, where my grandmother told me he was 16. Now I’m definitely not getting lucky this trip. FML
Today, at my younger sister's wedding, my hospitalised grandmother called to ask if I have a boyfriend yet, both my parents wondered if I'll ever get married, and when the 13-year-old next to me caught the bouquet, his father yelled from the back to give it to me instead. FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
Today, my grandmother called me to tell me that there will be a nice, single guy for me to meet at the family reunion. She went on and on about how perfect he was for me. I didn't have the heart to tell her I'm a lesbian, and have been out to the rest of the family for over six years. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, to avoid disappointing my excited great grandmother, I still attended a small family dinner to celebrate my engagement. My fiancé and I split last night, I haven't slept and had to tell her he was caught up at work. FML
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Kingdutch 3
I feel bad for you FYL do we get invites? :D
perdix 31
Grandma's insane. . . there is no Kevin. If there is, go live in the other half of the town.
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Comments (118)
Panther_fml 0
That sucks. FYL
justmeagirl 0
Your poor grandmother, actually. F HER life. Has she been tested for alzheimers or anything of that sort?
crazytoaster 2
Nope, you can't cure stupid sensibilties. Only with death. So OP either kill your Grandma, or tell the dumbass it's not 1920's in Iraq anymore.
SlymR 0
Wow…FYL
Kingdutch 3
I feel bad for you FYL do we get invites? :D
vanye_babezz 0
what a great grand ma you have!!!
lissa922 6
she is probably very old and confused
imauledatroll 0
Grandma's: Ruining your life since.. Well.. Since long before you were born!
keitapawp 0
can i come to the wedding
ZleveL 0
there'd probs be only 20 people there. were could you live where yo grandmama can call half the town? that's a small ass town. oh shit I just realized this fml is from Canada, no wonder the towns so small
hamstercarlos 2
hey! there are small towns and big cities everywhere
rachelmacivor 0
hey, hey, hey, number 98, **** YOU. it's not all little 'villages' sure I live in a small community, but no reason to stereotype, I mean, my small village is right next to a large town in nova scotia, and I'm proud to live here. so GO CRAP IN A CONDOM AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR MOMMY'S BUM BUM.
perdix 31
Grandma's insane. . . there is no Kevin. If there is, go live in the other half of the town.
ActionManly 11
I'm Kevin.
gambol 10
Taking post 69--very appropriate, "Kevin." ;D
8trickster8 0
Hi Kevin!
batosai33 0
no I'M KEVIN! stop stealing my wife
Lady_Zydrate 1
#77 you are one funny maternal fornicator
akiranozaki 0
Ouch. Good luck with that.
dancingyrlie 1
Today, my grandmother embarrassed herself by telling everyone about a marriage that they will soon realize is never going to happen. Good thing forced marriages are illegal and I will eventually get to choose my own spouse. MLIA.
Starfire22 5
Ooo poor Granny's sight is going... Kevin is really the horse out in the back...