Today, I've been dating my boyfriend for 6 years. I've had a really bad week and am feeling depressed, and he knows this. He's also just decided to tell me he has a two-month-old daughter. We do not have an open relationship. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of nine months that depression runs in my family and I think the reason I've been flipping shit so much lately may be that I am depressed. Not five minutes later he decided a break would be "the best thing for us right now." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of three and a half years is talking to two other women. I’m four months postpartum. Not to mention, he took our child to go see one of his girl best friend's house, when I specifically asked him not to. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has been having an affair with another woman. He works with me and the woman also works in the same company. She is also married and is now 6 months pregnant. They are throwing a baby shower for her on Monday. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we can’t be together because I’m not the person he fell in love with since I don’t do anything all day. I’m 6 months pregnant and on bed rest. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I admitted to my boyfriend of three years that I have been suffering from depression for a while now. He took it as a good time to dump me. FML
Today, my husband decided it was time to tell me he had a 3 year old son. We have been married for 5 years. FML
Today, I found out why my fiancé has been treating me like garbage lately. He thought that me getting fed up and dumping him would save him the unpleasant task of having to confess to the affair he’s been having with his coworker. We’re expecting our baby girl in 4 months. FML
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Top comments
RipperoniPizza 19
Sounds like you don't have a relationship in general. Dump him, he ain't shit if he just threw all that time away.
anon430 20
Kick him to the curb, spend time making yourself happy and move onto better things and people!
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Comments (18)
RipperoniPizza 19
Sounds like you don't have a relationship in general. Dump him, he ain't shit if he just threw all that time away.
Zachary8261 28
He made his bed. Now he can lay in it.
alainopotato 20
Seems like he’s done enough laying already
anon430 20
Kick him to the curb, spend time making yourself happy and move onto better things and people!
Glowworm56 27
He must have be a magician. He just pulled a baby that wasn't yours out of mid-air.
manb91uk 22
Bye bye boyfriend time u think!
xercister 19
Cut off his balls and then plea insanity.
kirby1964 20
You should marry this guy, adopt the child and live happily for many years, (just kidding).
DanielleinDC 34
Kick him to the curb. And i"m sorry, OP.
boopingsnoot 25
Had a coworker like that. His fiancee was quite surprised when his son was born! She did end up marrying him, and adopting the kid, since bio-mom wanted nothing to do with the three of them.
saffy66 34
YOU don't have an open relationship but clearly he thinks he can. Wonder if he thought that while you're miserable already, this news won't make you feel any worse? What a jerk.