Today, my boyfriend woke me up the same way he always does, by pulling on my hair. Just to be playful, I pulled him down on top of me and kissed him. Turns out his brother thought it would be funny to wake people up the same way. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend came to my room and we were kissing. He was being exceptionally aggressive and intense when my brother knocked outside my door, demanding I open it. He had to jump out while I was fumbling to fix my top and cover my marks with my hair. FML
Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I woke up, rolled over, and kissed the boy who was peacefully sleeping next to me, cheerfully saying, "Good morning, baby!" That boy is my dog. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
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Top comments
abhi95 31
Talk about awkward!
EpicSquishii 21
Keep it in the family :) The royals did it for centuries, see how that worked out?
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Comments (84)
abhi95 31
Talk about awkward!
smellymellyy 7
Just the fact that her boyfriend wakes we up by pulling her hair is slightly awkward. FYL op
feelingold 18
Who wakes their brother's girlfriend by touching any part of them?? Even going into the bedroom while she's asleep would be an invasion of privacy in my book. This is completely unacceptable, unless he's a young child of course (in which case surely OP would have noticed before a kiss).
soccerstar1996 18
This could be the beginning of a porno
chowE_fml 4
Even more awkward that se hasn't had the chance to brush her teeth yet. F his brothers life.
KawaiiCupcake 14
So... How was it?
EpicSquishii 21
Keep it in the family :) The royals did it for centuries, see how that worked out?
Bano360 25
And the Lannisters
BjgUsername 12
And targaryens.
Trisha_aus 15
#27 but look how Joffrey turned out..a fuckclump
skyeyez9 25
Charles Hapsburg.
EpicSquishii 21
The Lannisters and Targaryens both ended up being royals if my memory serves :P
lorraineald 7
Queen Victoria gave all of the royal families in Europe hemophilia.
Sam_Dchi 23
He got lucky.
Misswildsides 22
And not so lucky when the boyfriend finds out.
EpicSquishii 21
You mean.... IF he finds out ;)
KVKdragon 26
If. If is good >:)
OscarDV 8
Lol. thank you guys for starting my morning with a smile :)
matthews_van 10
I was thinking the exact same thing!!
Enslaved 38
10, your comment just reminded me of the cartoon "Hercules". (:
liindsey 25
44, I'm pretty sure it was done intentionally. :)
niome_fml 9
...
sabrinaacrow 26
You should always look before you kiss someone, to make sure it's the person you intended
annie_nk 23
Like Andy should have done in The Goonies.
silencebabyy 23
to be fair she just woke up and mightve been a bit disoriented. im sure she wasnt expecting anyone but her bf to do that
BostonPLD33 6
At least she didn't pull his pants down for some action. THAT would've been awkward.
boating_guy 33
Well the brothers age, and whether he is older or younger matter a lot OP! It could be not as big of a deal or very awkward...
lilhellian 27
Not sure about you, but I'd be slightly upset that he get pulled on top and kissed and not me!
ItsAnanya 25
Well, that's going to be awkward. Tell your boyfriend what happened, he'd appreciate it . ^~^
xALEXx_fml 15
Haha awkward!!!
Accuraxy 10
Just explain to your boyfriend that it was an accident and if he loves you then it shouldn't be too big of a deal.
crammer1 6
Methinks the brother was a bit curious?
aly_pinay22 8
Both of your faces must've been priceless! Hopefully your boyfriend has a good sense of humor about it.
SwaggCapone 11
Guess we'll find out in a couple days if there's another fml about this