Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to my brother about how careless people are. Minutes later, I shocked myself with my dog's shock-collar. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog came to visit and I tried to bring him back home like I usually do. Only this time, when I grabbed the dog's collar, they zapped him! And it zapped me! My teeth still hurt! FML
Today, my boyfriend woke me up the same way he always does, by pulling on my hair. Just to be playful, I pulled him down on top of me and kissed him. Turns out his brother thought it would be funny to wake people up the same way. FML
Today, my little brother put a battery to my tongue while I was sleeping with my mouth open. The shock found its way right to my metal filling. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck, and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML
Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML
Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML
Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
Today, my dog has found a new game he likes. It involves him rolling around on my new bed sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shocked. FML
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Zekfen 17
You could get revenge by putting it on his wang and waking him up that way.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Your brother is an asshole. Not only because he used that shock-collar on you but because he owns one in the first place. That poor dog!
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Comments (14)
Burle 17
Your brother was right
manb91uk 22
That does sound pretty funny to be fair
Zekfen 17
You could get revenge by putting it on his wang and waking him up that way.
iny0urjuicebox 7
*wanking
Glowworm56 27
To be perfectly honest, I never enjoyed watching cartoon characters get electrocuted as a kid. It looked more terrifying than funny to be honest.
Mechakitty 13
It's shocking how you could sleep through him doing that to you, you should start planning revenge.
Chewy1 18
I’m surprised there haven’t been any “shocking” puns.
VazheenAQ 5
yes, SHOCKingly
Lobby_Bee 18
Yellow page on the chest plus hammer, low cost but effective way to pay him back.
ARISKomuniszt 24
If you chase him off a big drop, maybe he'll have his share by running in midair for a few seconds before falling...
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Your brother is an asshole. Not only because he used that shock-collar on you but because he owns one in the first place. That poor dog!
RichardPencil 32
I hope you didn’t hit the snooze button and get shocked 9 minutes later! By the way, “electrocute” means to die from an electric shock. If you survive you weren’t electrocuted — you were just shocked.