Today, my parents left on vacation for the week. Taking advantage of my freedom, I was planning on having my boyfriend over. My grandparents just showed up as they "thought I would be lonely." I can't get rid of them. Looks like I'm not having any fun this week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents left on a trip. I wanted to invite my girlfriend over for a few days so we could spend them together. Then my grandparents turn up, "just for a few days, until your parents return, so you won't be all alone in this big house." FML
Today, I thought I had the house all to myself for the weekend, but my annoying in-laws showed up unannounced and ruined my sleep-all-day plans by asking me to help clean out their RV. FML
Today, my parents tricked me by claiming we were going on holiday, but stopped at grandma"s first, "just to say hi", then left me there with my bags. They dumped me with grandma and went on holiday without me. FML
Today, my parents, my two sisters and their significant others went on a vacation and dropped their children at my house without ever asking me. I'm single, live alone, and can barely make ends meet, and they know it. FML
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
Today, I told my parents I really missed them and wanted to come home for the weekend, as I haven't seen them in months. They told me that was a bad idea and they couldn't fit me into their schedule. I asked what their plans were. They said they didn't have any yet. FML
Today, after I spent a weekend at my boyfriend’s house, I came home to find the locks changed. My parents decided to change them because they “don’t need me slutting around under their roof.” My boyfriend lives 4 hours away and I have nothing but an overnight bag. FML
Today, I set aside an entire week off to watch my parents' house while they went on vacation. I'd only just got here and they'd barely left when the hospital called. My drunk uncle died from a concussion, so my parents cancelled everything. I feel bad for my aunt, but my boss knows where I live, and my dad's an ass. I'm trapped. FML
Today, I was awakened by knocking on my door, only to find my parents standing there. Turns out, they booked two one-way tickets to visit me from another country. Their plan? I should scrap my upcoming 2-week vacation to hang out because they invested in this trip. Oh, and they didn't book a hotel. I'm 31. FML
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
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organizse 28
They probably knew exactly what they were doing, damn cockblockers
Magnoxidans 19
Tell them an elaborate list of fake plans you've made to the point where they don't see the need to stay over anymore?
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Magnoxidans 19
Tell them an elaborate list of fake plans you've made to the point where they don't see the need to stay over anymore?
Demon_of_Light 27
My guess is they were sent by the parents to keep an eye on OP, so I doubt that would work.
organizse 28
They probably knew exactly what they were doing, damn cockblockers
1mo2mo 12
I kinda see what you did there... But it's kinda depends on what you were trying to do here...
fariss 14
Moan really loud with your bf in your room, either they'll leave awkwardly or they will just do it in the living room
chuka81 27
Too much **** man; you've watched too much ****.
amnesiaspacecat 5
thats such a stupid idea on so many levels smh
Arkham_Callabero 15
What the flying **** is wrong with you?
Nyattack 14
You know what tends to NOT make people horny ? Hearing/thinking about family members having sex...
fariss 14
Wow , thanks guys, now im starting to realize that im actually is ****** up in my mind, damn. Fml.
lilfox67 13
Lmao
dontknow1 19
Sometimes grandparents are cooler than parents, if this is the case, maybe you can still invite your boyfriend.
brenton490 19
If what she means alone time I don't think grandparents would be okay with that going around. Unless they are kinky grandparents, then you just got yourself a strange orgy going around. I don't think op wants that as well.
Blizz18 14
Maybe your parents asked them to come over? ;P
WriterB 3
Oh you better believe they did.
bubblesthequeen 9
Just say you have stuff to do and could use some 'you' time. That basically gives them no choice but to leave
MrGarrett26 11
how about just fk your bf at his house and stop going behind your parents backs?
Goblin182 27
That would still be behind her parent's back.
TheLadyOpal 30
Judging solely by your tone (as you sound like a teenager hoping for the opportunity to do something your parents wouldn't allow), I feel as though maybe they were asked by your parents to stay with you, rather than deciding on their own accord. Which sucks either way, but you may as well try to have fun with them. They're likely not gonna be around for much longer.
OrganicSistah 17
I pretty sure your parents call them.
Mangascribbler 19
Or, you could make the best of the situation and hang out with your grandparents? I can sincerely say I regret not spending more time with the elders in my family while I had the chance- your boyfriend will be there at the end of the week, I'm pretty sure.