Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I needed to moan louder so that he knew I was enjoying it. Reluctantly, I put a little 'umph' into my moans during the next round. He pulled out and said, "It's just awkward now." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
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lalasha10 0
oh maan,weell at least he cares
Kadz184 0
gosh, he cares. you ******* bitch.
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Comments (490)
squeaker07 15
that sucks.
johnwroo22 0
ur cute
squeaker07 15
I'm taken thank you very much.
forthepainx3 0
DENIED
luke1998 0
he just said ur cute ydi he didnt say lets go out
jess6blondie9 3
She's taken, idiot.
RedPillSucks 33
That doesn't change the fact that she may be cute. Sometime "you're cute" is just a compliment, and not code for "Awww plllleeeeaaasseee fuuuukkkk mmmeeeee".
TobyFunke 3
yeah but since it was on the internet, he was unfortunately, sadly, trying to get it in... now let's all point and laugh
luke1998 0
thank u 362
Servonski 0
omg haha, ^ that's a 12 year old lol
luke1998 0
im 13 dumb ass
tonyjerfita 5
Oh shit big boys getting angry
Bofferding_fml 6
NeXT time stick a finger up her ass, instant climax inc!
shakethat 10
haha, gross!
Thabb 0
Is that all you can say?
mk58 31
At least he'll know better for next time. And at least he knows how to make you ******!
silverstream20 20
agreed as the next time is bound to be much better
Lotem_KW 3
and how is this an fml?? just tell him shut up and keep going! tell him it's natural. it's obviously his first time if he doesn't understand the moans.
mamiiLinda_MAE 0
suck it up bitch !! atleast he cares '
EVELYNandDIEGO 0
your the BITCH C:
jess6blondie9 3
Get over it. He went down on you, and you're complaining.
AwesomessMaximus 4
I'll go down on you (; lol
AwesomessMaximus 4
I'll go down on you (; lol
jess6blondie9 3
I'll pass.
hoodsie 0
24: Ew WTF you perv.
CTVrhythmguitari 8
pff wow dude that's ****** up :P
jess6blondie9 3
Guys like that disgust me.
jess6blondie9 3
He can only wish that he could. Guys like that are nasty.
cchadmlavigne 2
for real
CTVrhythmguitari 8
I agree, I hear stuff like that at school all the time and it pisses me off :P it's like most guys don't have any respect for girls anymore.
MissBunny25 0
51 :') you're my hero lol.
MissBunny25 0
51 :') you're my hero lol.
MissBunny25 0
51 :') you're my hero lol.
jess6blondie9 3
Yeah, they don't have respect for girls anymore because so many girls don't respect themselves, so guys think it's okay to talk to them like they do.
CTVrhythmguitari 8
ahaha why thank you xD :D but seriously, guys like that piss me the hell off, especially when I see them with like a new girl every week :P but whatever, I'm done venting.... :D and thanks for saying that btw, I was kinda having a down day, but that cheered me up :D
Prankster7o7 5
51 is actually correct, not many guys have respect for women anymore, and it's sickening. Women are people too, not just objects for your pleasure, treat them with respect.
CTVrhythmguitari 8
64, you are awesome. there are too little guys that think like that, and it really is sad :/
jess6blondie9 3
Haha, KaySL. Your comments make me laugh.
Dennisse_47 17
51 & 64, you are awesome. :) it's guys like you that make my day.
MissBunny25 0
51 & 64 you give a girl hope :D *hug*
Bonquizzle93 4
ah that's true :) any guy who thinks like that is awesome in mii book
CTVrhythmguitari 8
haha well I'm glad :) if theres one thing I love doing, it's letting girls know that not all guys are douches! (true story!) ooh hugs yay I love hugs :D *hug* :D
cathylee22 4
51 you are amazing if only more guys thought the way you did than maybe us girls could have some more hope in the male population. And 60 as a female I'm sorry a jackass like that said that to you, it's just bc you are a pretty girl and some guys think that is the way to talk to an attractive girl but you handled it well :)
cathylee22 4
64 you are awesome too :)
iloveboyswittats 10
Guys only act like douches to girls who let them. Guys can pick up on low self esteem and than they'll do whatever they want and the girl won't stand up for herself
Prankster7o7 5
Haha, sweet, a hug. :)
MissBunny25 0
112 omg I love hugs too :D let's be best friends :D *hug* yay best friend hugs! *hug*
Prankster7o7 5
I want a best friend. :/
CTVrhythmguitari 8
haha omg 123 you're awesome :D *hugzz!!!!!* :D sure!! best friends it is :D
Drigr 9
lol. longest comment chain ever
MissBunny25 0
131 omg you're awesomeER!! yeah best friend!! :D *bigger hug*
CTVrhythmguitari 8
lol 132 ikr? xD I was thinking the same thing xD
MissBunny25 0
127 we can be best friends too :D *hug*.
yamiyaiba 5
60, this is true. Guys can be pretty bad, but I also believe you teach people how to treat you. Many women accept how bad guys treat them, and on it goes. This often stems from a fundamental lack of self-respect.
CTVrhythmguitari 8
135 omg nuh uh you're awesomeERER!! :D *bigger hug than that one!!! times 12!!!!* :D
MissBunny25 0
140 you're awesomeEST!! infinity!! *biggest infinity hug everz* HA! :D best friend
JoeMan13 0
wow!! ur gorgeous!! :)
CTVrhythmguitari 8
haha 142 you're awesomestER!!! :D *super duper biggest ever (OVER 9000!!!) ridiculously amazing hug* :D beat that beat friend! :D
CTVrhythmguitari 8
rahhh *best friend, not beat friend xD
CTVrhythmguitari 8
ahhh either they deleted all the comments except for the first 15, or my iphone is being really dumb D:
MissBunny25 0
166 they cleaned it.. D:
Pawned71 0
67, I never had a gf (I have many girls that are friends (I'm straight)) I see girls posting on fb negative things about guys in general and how they have no respect. I don't get it until now... and it is unbelievable... My dad always taught me to be polite. I hear my friend talking about how she can't be with this guy anymore because he hangs with his ex more. Basically what I am saying is that I think that girls shouldn't be taken as someone not important but include them in life and heal the wounds not make them worse.
Prankster7o7 5
Wait, they deleted all the comments except for the first 15?
MissBunny25 0
yes prankster.. btw we're best friends now. idk if you saw that.. :D.
jess6blondie9 3
I think they deleted them because a lot of them were kinda saying the same thing so they were saving room or something.
Prankster7o7 5
I did not see it, so that's what's up! :)
AFLiam2011 0
watz ur name add me on facebook mines liam lewis :)
AFLiam2011 0
i meant jess6blondie9 btw :)
jess6blondie9 3
Are you talking to MissBunny?
AFLiam2011 0
no u
jess6blondie9 3
Oh haha, sorry I didn't read your comment before I commented. But no I don't have a facebook sorry:/.
AFLiam2011 0
kk
Prankster7o7 5
Denied bro!
AFLiam2011 0
yer i no
jess6blondie9 3
Haha, not denied. I really don't have a facebook, promise:)
AFLiam2011 0
well u shood get it haha
jess6blondie9 3
Hah, nah. Facebook's over rated.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
I'm disappointed in you, Kay. It's brah* not bruh, god damn it!
smurfman44265034 0
wow **** u he was nice maybe u have ****** up moans ydi bitch
CTVrhythmguitari 8
haha I suppose you should be grateful for him going down on ya anyways, but that does kinda suck xD there's always next time though!
Norwegian_Wood 4
Wow, you've got a caring boyfriend who wants to pleasure you and that's an FML? Why not just say "I'm fine, keep going!" or something. Jeeze. YDI, since from the impression I get, you didn't open your mouth to tell him nothing was wrong.
puddy_fml 0
I believe the point is that SHE WAS JUST ABOUT TO CUM!!! and he stopped... Its very hard and frustrating to get back to that place...
luke1998 0
u said she was about to com girls dont com udi
MrScholl 4
How old are you? 13? A female climax is called "cumming" squirting. So it's pretty much a female ejaculation. Just like a males. Except the state of climax lasts 25-45 seconds on a female and 5-10 seconds on a male.
RetardedDude 1
I made an account just so I could comment on this retarded post. A girl can climax without squirting. In fact, most girls do. And a girl orgasming for 45 seconds? Time to take a human sexuality class or ask your girl why she is faking for so long.
t1mmy_168 0
#317 fail.
TobyFunke 3
not sure how old you are, but I'm doubting your skills because I'll have my girl rolling for over a minute sometimes where she's gotta hug a pillow over her face so the roommates don't hear her moaning. Gotta work on your game, get her off by going down on her and dont stop until her legs are shaking and she's literally had enough
jess6blondie9 3
339. That's true.
MrScholl 4
339 - I was stating facts I learned, and on AVERAGE a girl's ****** (Climax) lasts for 25-45 seconds. I know alot of girls don't squirt but when they do, isn't that referred to as cumming? Please don't flame cause I'm just asking questions.
Norwegian_Wood 4
I love how whatever I said, which I don't even remember by now, wasn't anything along the lines of FAKE, and I wasn't swearing at the OP or anything, yet my comment is moderated. How many people called the OP a bitch? I know my comment was actually at least vaguely constructive, other that just "YDI for being a bitch."
Sirin_fml 47
Of course, there is more than just a single commenting rule. They're pretty obvious, too, so please read them instead of moaning in the comments section, and you'll quickly see which part of your comment was a problem...
RetardedDude 1
Still retarded if #380 was directed at me. Female ****** isn't much different than a male ******. If you have 10 males and 10 females write down how their ****** felt and how long it lasted, I doubt you'd be able to easily recognize the difference. She might be covering her face for a minute because a female's ******** can be just as sensitive as a male's head after ******. And you weren't asking questions; you were stating incorrect facts. Both fail.
luke1998 0
im sorry i havnt had sex yet and dont plan to untill i like them realy well sorry im not a man *****
luke1998 0
jess blondie u dont know u havent even had sex u dumb asd
jess6blondie9 3
Luke, you don't have to have sex to know that...
jess6blondie9 3
Not just that, I am a girl.... I think I would know if we can cum or not, bud.
Nattybabe 1
at least he cares, he was worried it hurt you. god, be considerate bitch.
EVELYNandDIEGO 0
wow bitch your such a bitch ! (-: