Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I needed to moan louder so that he knew I was enjoying it. Reluctantly, I put a little 'umph' into my moans during the next round. He pulled out and said, "It's just awkward now." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
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Top comments
lalasha10 0
oh maan,weell at least he cares
Kadz184 0
gosh, he cares. you ******* bitch.
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Comments (490)
WillKill4Beer 0
Friggin Rookie ass boot...
iluffmcrandbvb 1
i moderated this :)
DropTheDaggerxx 31
I did too! aha and I love your picture (:
AnnaBananaGal 0
LOL! sucks for you OP! maybe he's a first timer?
Pazu_fml 10
That sucks and all, but some people seriously make some weird noises during sex, so I can't blame the guy for wanting to make sure everything was okay.
perdix 31
He was probably just looking for an excuse to quit. Or maybe he thought you were stressing out over the 15% tip you were supposed to give him for the service.
jrdirtbike114 2
Comment fail.
IcySnake 0
how is it a comment fail?
superman7268 3
next time do it in the ass
kingjames2306 0
you are a waste of space on earth
kingjames2306 0
comment is for superman
kingjames2306 0
comment is for superman
CTVrhythmguitari 8
Jess I definitely agree there, but I think it should be a guys job to make girls feel good about themselves, not use them because they can see that they have self esteem issues :/ I think that's messed up.
jess6blondie9 3
Wait. Are you talking to me or another Jess?
CTVrhythmguitari 8
oh wow lol this was definitely supposed to go under your comment xD this was me trying to reply to the whole thing you said about guys not being respectful to girls because girls don't respect themselves, my bad, idk how this got down here xD
jess6blondie9 3
Haha oh. I hate when the comments do that.
CTVrhythmguitari 8
lol yea me too, it's kinda awkward xD
jess6blondie9 3
Haha, I guess.
persianjr1 7
you too are so cute. jk. hahahahahahahahahhhahahaha. wow this is awkward
persianjr1 7
* two
jess6blondie9 3
Haha...... Umm no.
luke1998 0
jessi stop flirting
619warrior281 5
haha, thats one of those annoyingly cute things a guy does. Funny they seem to only notice your "pain" when your about to climax!
RedPillSucks 33
You're hanging out with the wrong kinda guys if they only notice your pain when you're about to climax. But at least you're climaxing... :-/
snade 0
LOL
lovinit5683 0
I don't see why this is an FML. Your a lucky person to have a boyfriend that cares.