Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
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Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
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Top comments
lalasha10 0
oh maan,weell at least he cares
Kadz184 0
gosh, he cares. you ******* bitch.
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Comments (490)
baseballgirl25 6
he stopped to see if u were ok? and u wrote a fml about. jeeze what crawled up ur ass and died. he was trying to please u make sure ok and u complain. I hate girls like u.
FMLGriff 8
I'm thinking he really hasn't brought many women pleasure before.
marissabunge23 0
how is that an FML?
heb3003 0
Omg hate it when sissy boys do that
RedPillSucks 33
Dude has to start someplace. Guys aren't instantly knowledgeable about sex, except on TV. This could easily have been his first time. Give the guy a break. I'm sure he'll get better at it.
kimchininja999 0
well at least he cares for you...
mrbungles 0
you need a man that knows what he's doin.
awesomesauce8 0
pffff......what a virgin...or you just sound like you're about to die when you try sexually moan.
sweetiffany 0
Were you okay? I don't really understand the problem here.
kalbrek009 20
ok, enough with the BS people...OP, you seriously need to explain a few things to your bf. Sometimes women sound like they're being hurt when they moan. Just tell him unless you're yelling or screaming for him to stop, it's all good. As for the naysayers talking smack about him being a sissy or a virgin, knock it off... you were probably worse your first few times & how's a guy to get experience if you don't give him anything to go on to know he's doing great? Don't emasculate...congratulate! :)
ptowngirl723 0
don't you hate when that happens?