Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I needed to moan louder so that he knew I was enjoying it. Reluctantly, I put a little 'umph' into my moans during the next round. He pulled out and said, "It's just awkward now." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
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lalasha10 0
oh maan,weell at least he cares
Kadz184 0
gosh, he cares. you ******* bitch.
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Comments (490)
itsyoboyricky 0
dumb ass
sourgirl101 29
he must be a virgin.
Ladyberry 0
wow thats crazy , smh
meatbeat 5
then maybe you should give the boy some feedback such as , yes that's it keep going....he only stopped cause you were acting like a dead fish
joshswensoon15 0
fyl indeed.
AKALurch 0
yup, f Ur life cause u have a bf who actually cares
lostonelove 0
what a dumb ass
liamarie 0
what's climax?
jess6blondie9 3
Oh my gosh. How hard is it to google search things that you don't know the meaning of?
xXBlackAceXx 0
dont worry 287, i'll teach her............. cover me im going in
Prankster7o7 5
Give her a break, she's from California.
jess6blondie9 3
312, Win!!! And just because she's from California, doesn't give her an excuse.
noncomposmentis 6
Are you the sibling of the person who posted a comment in the other FML post asking what a résumé is?
itsmissjox3 0
Wtf did you do before you discovered google, magically pull answers out of your ass? And just because google exists, does that mean people aren't allowed to ask questions? No. So stop being such a ****.
jess6blondie9 3
Well 351. Now we do have this thing called google, so instead of making themselves look stupid, they can go on google, and find out what something means. And I'll stop being a "****," when I feel like it. Stfu.
luke1998 0
351f **** u stuiped mother ****** dont talk to her like that shes a woman ur the ******* **** so **** u
itsmissjox3 0
Haven't you ever heard, "The only dumb question is the one that isn't asked," or something along those lines? She didn't look dumb by asking a question. However you still look like a ****. At least you can admit that you were being one though, props to you. And no, some dumb little girl is not going to tell me to "stfu". However, you can take your own advice there and hush your mouth sweetheart.
jess6blondie9 3
Don't call me sweetheart, for one. For two, I'm not a little girl, thank you very much. You're pretty mature for calling a "little girl," a ****. I'm sure your mothers proud.
Xxking__killaxX 0
stfu
Xxking__killaxX 0
-435 stfu that girl was an idiot she should of googled it just like jess said ;)
luke1998 0
god dambet why the helldid the moderate my comment:D
nidawi 0
This is such an fml. You have a boyfriend who cares about you and is good in bed. Damn, rough life!
wildsweetchild 19
I guess there was not much climaxing going on before, since he had no clue what sounds you make, so not so big of fyl after all. At least his getting you there now...well..kinda