Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I needed to moan louder so that he knew I was enjoying it. Reluctantly, I put a little 'umph' into my moans during the next round. He pulled out and said, "It's just awkward now." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
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Top comments
lalasha10 0
oh maan,weell at least he cares
Kadz184 0
gosh, he cares. you ******* bitch.
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Comments (490)
31luigi31 0
well u prbly sounded like u wer dying!! dnt blame him!
Vitamin_C 0
I'd like to buy a vowel...
itsmissjox3 0
^ lol
ctlnaaia71 8
mmmm this post made me horny...
mrssheldoncooper 0
Was he for real? FYL
loudlady13 3
awwwe, atleast he cares about u!
candybling126 0
well it just shows that he cares girl..he's obviously afraid he's going to hurt you which he doesn't want to do..
slowtubelite 0
I would have been soo mad that I would have said "lovely now u get to start all over again. Get back to work babe!" Pull his head right back down there lol!
notsoluckypup 12
Hey, at least you CAN climax when a guy goes down on you ...
heather_snooky 0
wwwoooowww totalll mood kill
jess6blondie9 3
I agree. :)
avyd 0
I hate when that happens