Mushman
Today, I sharted while skiing - wearing a bib outfit and no change of clothing. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sandra22
France
Slippin' and a slidin'
Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML
SickBoi
Cambridge, United States
Hot lava from both ends
Today, I was suffering from food poisoning and had constant diarrhea, along with feeling nauseous. I couldn't hold my vomit in and rushed to the toilet, but due to the pressure, I pooped while still in pajamas. FML
ym
United States
Leaked
Today, at the ripe age of 29, I pooped my pants. It was a little diarrhea and I had expected it to be a fart, so I quickly had to grab my shorts, waddling to the bathroom, commando. FML
Morgan Bailey
Leaked
Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML
orourkeda
Dublin, Ireland
Bad day #74746
Today, I sharted in work this morning. It was rather unpleasant and everyone around me knew what had happened. The embarrassment was stifling. FML
squirty_joe
United States
Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML
HateCelebz
Let it all out
Today, I went for a swim in the sea. It was early and I was the only one in the water. I swam out far, then my tummy rumbled big time. Next thing I knew, I'd shat my shorts. It went everywhere. I had to scoop the poop out with my hand and wash it off whilst swimming back to shore. I had to shower afterwards. FML
Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Anonymous
Pushing the envelope
Today, I was constipated and strained so hard that I threw up into my pants and all over my shoes. I was at work, and no, I didn’t have a change of clothes. FML
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ajh1800 25
Time to put the skiing on hold, go to a bathroom and clean yourself up as best you can, then go home, change, and do a load of laundry. What a shitty situation! I'll see myself out.
BurnInDemonFire 39
I've heard of a black diamond slope, but this is the first time I've ever heard of a brown one.
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ajh1800 25
Time to put the skiing on hold, go to a bathroom and clean yourself up as best you can, then go home, change, and do a load of laundry. What a shitty situation! I'll see myself out.
Dave_Davington 34
Here we see the primary obstacle of a brown run. The most difficult run of all for the weak of bowels.
BurnInDemonFire 39
I've heard of a black diamond slope, but this is the first time I've ever heard of a brown one.