Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML
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Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, my professor tried to scare the hiccups out of me. Some pee came out instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML
Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I had a stomach bug and had to run to the restroom because I messed my pants. My boyfriend's words of comfort? "Don't worry, bro. I've crapped my pants at least twice since we've been together." FML
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Top comments
obnum 19
I've never gotten rid of the hiccups by getting scared. Usually a glass of water helps. Or holding my breath. Either one
YFOS_fml 17
That's horrible
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Comments (73)
mq97 14
Peanut butter works fantastically
Zottenpedj 21
wasn't this on 9gag, but from the bf's view?
8born8 18
Wow OP... Your boyfriend's screaming worked. Only problem is; it worked on the wrong organs.... Maybe next time try a more bladder friendly way to get rid of your hiccups.
epic174 21
But did they go away?
sunnyray812 42
It shouldn't matter if they went away or not. What really matters is her boyfriend screaming at her over hiccups and making her so scared she peed and started crying. That's emotional abuse right there and shouldn't be taken lightly. Who knows how many times he's acted in such a harsh way over something so small.
Dovahkiin_1997 22
I think he's trying to purposely scare away her hiccups, actually
junkman6 22
#42 was going for sarcasm right? Please tell me that was over the top sarcasm gone wrong.
fuckedPriceless 17
I think #42 was going for sarcasm. No one can be that stupid...
tantanpanda 26
42 needs to work on her interpreting skills.
sunnyray812 42
I apologize for my previous comment. It was unnecessary to make such an ignorant remark, and I'll be honest that it wasn't sarcasm. From what I took from the FML, I thought her boyfriend was screaming at her for having hiccups as if it pissed him off. As I read #43's reply to my comment and actually used my brain, that's when I realized how stupid I sounded. I even tried to report myself to get it deleted. Again, I'm sorry about my awful comment.
ShadowOpsV4 13
You pissed yourself and started crying because he was yelling at you? Are you 2 years old? Piss yourself?
Cass_x 22
She could have a nervous bladder. Also, I cry too when people yell at me, idk why but it just happens. You just made yourself sound like a complete asshole, congratulations!
sweetbliss3 37
sorry Mr perfect pants but sometimes when you're not expecting someone to just start randomly yelling at you, yes it's a cause for alarm in some people. she couldn't help crying or peeing her pants. hope you'll be able to laugh it off later OP. good luck
8born8 18
Just for that 27, I hope you get a severe and rapid onset of explosive diarrhea, while on public transport & you have to use your socks to try and clean yourself up.
BecauseIAmBatman_fml 22
Dick move on his part. Batman has spoken.
Ki11erC 18
Batman takes some serious drugs to by the looks of his pic.
pl0xs3rver 45
The sure way to cure hiccups is to trick your brain into thinking something else, something random. Whenever someone around me and they had hiccups, I would tell them, "You know, if you think about cows your hiccups will go away." It completely confuses them and they start wondering how the hell that could even work. But it does. It doesn't have to be cows, it could be pink mice doing the can-can in purple tutus. Try it on someone and watch the results.
dave20012 15
This actually makes sense. I do the same thing (think of something else) but not animals...anything else just to distract my mind at the same time hold my breathe
Ki11erC 18
@31 If her mind wasn't distracted enough by pissing herself and crying I would be very surprised. Pretty sure I wouldn't just carry on thinking about whatever I was before if I pissed myself.
pl0xs3rver 45
@47: Haha, no I'm sure she was very distracted at that point. My original point was there is a way to get rid of them without screaming or trying to scaring someone so bad that they piss themselves.
cjlerch 29
Hold your breath and swallow three times (while still holding your breath). It always works for me, so it's at least worth a try.
laden_swallow09 35
But are the hiccups gone?
ncm301 4
That's one way to get you wet.