Today, after years of pretty much no sex from my long term partner, I admitted I was having dreams about sex with other people, hoping to get a reaction from him. However, he didn't react at all. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML
Today, it's the third night in a row that I have had a sexual dream involving another woman. I'm married and when I tried talking to my husband about pleasing me better, he told me he doesn't want to go down on me because it makes him nervous. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to initiate sex with me in my sleep. He confessed to thinking that if he did it lightly enough, I'd think I was just dreaming. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, it’s been so long since I’ve had sex, even my wet dreams are about doing it solo. FML
Today, I had sex with someone new for the first time after my 10 year relationship ended. The person was a friend who had been making serious sexual references toward me on and off over the year I've known him. I don't know if I'm more embarrassed that he couldn't keep it up, or that I came from anticipation anyways. FML
Today, I realised it’s been too long since my partner and I have had sex. How do I know? This is the third night in a row he’s humped me in his sleep. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
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TCRII 30
You need to have a very direct conversation about your wants and needs. Counseling (couples or individual) may help as well.
jbuckets_404 39
Long-term partner ... or roommate? :-(
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TCRII 30
You need to have a very direct conversation about your wants and needs. Counseling (couples or individual) may help as well.
jbuckets_404 39
Long-term partner ... or roommate? :-(
ahabsfan 17
Did they mention that you may be fat?
Sinshine 28
What reaction do you want? It's dreams. You can't control what you dream about and being upset about someone's dreams would be stupid.
Mathalamus 25
You are correct. It's just a dream.
ZealousR47 4
did you miss the part where theyve barely been intimate for years?
Sinshine 28
No I didn't, and that sucks for her. But that doesn't change anything about the dream or the response to the dream.
paranoidaf 7
sieze the moment
shannon2348 14
I think the fact that you've gone years with him not interested is your first clue your relationship has big issues. Maybe you should talk to each other. why stay in a relationship where neither of you are happy.
Alex Melanson 1
Because he’s actually sleeping with other people.
misswilwarin96 11
Years of no sex? How can you and why would you stay with them for that long? Have you guys tried counseling?
Courtney Christoff-Tzazaroff 9
Honestly, please go to a doctor low sex drive can actually be a symptom of serious things, adrenal cancer for one.