Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, my professor tried to scare the hiccups out of me. Some pee came out instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML
Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I had a stomach bug and had to run to the restroom because I messed my pants. My boyfriend's words of comfort? "Don't worry, bro. I've crapped my pants at least twice since we've been together." FML
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Top comments
obnum 19
I've never gotten rid of the hiccups by getting scared. Usually a glass of water helps. Or holding my breath. Either one
YFOS_fml 17
That's horrible
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Comments (73)
lbanks_fml 10
But did it work??
AP1810 1
I'm sure I just read the same story on 9gag from the guys perspective
bsmallz3 12
Were your hiccups gone?
phaelnb 26
There are a few tricks to help with hiccups such as: holding your breath, sneezing, coughing or anal massage with one finger (not joking, all methods work reasonably well and are medical treatments for hiccups).
8born8 18
Wow, never heard of doing the last one... Will have to keep that in mind, the next time I get the hiccups.
HannibalL3cter 5
But did it work?
Saikon1357 25
Clearing the throat while pounding the chest works for me.
sohigh10 34
I saw a meme of this from the boyfriend's perspective on 9gag. Either OP likes 9gag, 9gag likes FML or this is one internet minded couple xD
Iceberg86300 14
I always just eat something. Works eveytime. except when A hole friends are around saying “those are never going away. ”
skychu 18
Did your hiccups go away at least?
ostfaiz 18
so ur hiccups melt away n rinse out of ur eyes n the other eyes'