Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, my ex-best friend reached out just to be a dick. We all had tickets to a concert and she decided that she didn't want to go. She said that I could find someone to sell her ticket to, and I did, but then she sold it to someone that I'm not friends with anymore, and told me that she "can do whatever she wants :)". FML
Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML
Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML
Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend of 3 years with Stone Sour and Korn tickets, since I knew how badly she wanted to go. She responded by asking if we could go as just friends. FML
Today, I bought tickets for my friends and me to go to a concert. While I was in the shower, they ditched me and took my girlfriend. FML
Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML
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Top comments
valri3 0
If you still care for her then ask her to the concert instead of buying her to tickets, she might not have the same feelings as you do. So YDI
tonyv90 0
you deserve it for not getting over her. get a life and move on bro. she obviously doesn't want anything to do with you...
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Comments (120)
greengirllove 4
wow
muhaidib 2
what did you expect? "Awww you are so cute do you want to go together!" she's your ex for a reason dude get over your self
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
you got it easy. i gave my ex herpes and a deep hatred of of men
letsgododgers213 0
16= win!!!!
Superflyshyguy 0
Triple post :D
fakeaccountX 6
Next time don't give her tickets to Justin Bieb---Never mind too easy.
KaleidoscopePope 0
I don't see why people keep trying to go back to each other once they break up. When its over its over.
harviss12 8
suck a <3
danishbagel 3
<3 means heart 'tard..
FantasticFin 0
#20 wins!
iSpasticFantasti 14
#4 I 8=D your use of text smilies, you stupid <3. Yes, I can clearly see how the above sentence made sense. PS: Sarcasm button has been pressed.
jimsy19 0
I honestly thought that <3 was a dick and balls hence saying suck a <3
SeaNDouble 1
#20 I like your profile pic lol
worldclass 0
you should talk before you spend.
Judus_beej 0
ydi for buying her lady gaga tickets.
stephanie911_fml 0
iLoveGaGa( : but I love Drake&Waka even more< 3
Judus_beej 0
gaga is what's wrong with music now a days. I can't believe a cross dresser like him has so many fans.
ikayleighh 0
your just jealous
KaleidoscopePope 0
I don't see how waka has fans...and I'm not jealous.
wesley99 0
62 speaks the truth
anahlicious 10
Lady GaGa is the shit...ur just jealous that u can't and never will be like her!!!
I3atman 0
All you have to do to be like her is dress like its Halloween everyday
nascardurby 0
your a retared man. what do you expect?
Ismellwin 0
I always enjoy these. YOU'RE RETARDED. YOU'RE!
aardvarkish 17
9 win.
Jess_4602 0
Retared? Did you mean retard?
aardvarkish 17
99, given that the word "tared" means "Weighed; determined; reduced to equal or standard weight", 7 must have meant to imply that OP had been stripped of his luggage to return him once more to his unencumbered weight, so he could be weighed again. Pretty obvious to me.
Lounia_fml 8
You should never show them that you still care, that's exactly what they want. They love to see you hurt.
MoroseMoose 47
YES. The best way to get someone back is to act like you don't care about them, and that you're fine with the breakup. Or, you know, accept that it's over and move on. You should probably do that one, OP.
valri3 0
If you still care for her then ask her to the concert instead of buying her to tickets, she might not have the same feelings as you do. So YDI
maybaybe 0
Aww :( oh well, she clearly wasn't worth it then.
maybaybe 0
no...
sweetpaki 0
pretty pic :)
tonyv90 0
you deserve it for not getting over her. get a life and move on bro. she obviously doesn't want anything to do with you...
iheartglasses 0
Either she broke up with you and you should have known better than to cry over it, or you shouldn't have been such a complete dick when you broke up with her. Thats the only two reasons I can think of for her not at least giving a chance to go as friends or something. Ill have to say you deserve this...