Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though. With my cat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, she did it again. While I was minding my own business reading the paper, she casually walked up to me and slashed my face with her nails, drawing blood and screams of pain. I need to get out of this abusive relationship, but no one will adopt my asshole of a cat. FML
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML
Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML
Today, after I got a cat to help with my anxiety, it turns out he also has anxiety. FML
Today, I'm trapped in my apartment. My new cat won't let me leave. Every time I try, he blocks the door, hisses and tries to savage me. I'm my own cat's bitch. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Today, I realized I'm trapped. I might be heading into an abusive relationship that I won't be able to escape, but I can't leave because then I'd break his heart and I love him too much for that. FML
Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML
Today, I got a new cat. He's outrageously clingy. Like, "extremely unhealthy obsession with me" clingy. I just wanted an emotional support animal, but it looks like I have become an emotional support animal instead. I feel terrible for trying to get him to not want to be with me all the time. FML
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nerdsgetmehot 23
Isn't everyone, really? We let those furry little monsters get away with a lot just because they're cute. My cat abuses me on a regular basis.
lexex1 4
Pussy whipped ;)
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nerdsgetmehot 23
Isn't everyone, really? We let those furry little monsters get away with a lot just because they're cute. My cat abuses me on a regular basis.
yadisingh 5
I don't have a cat. So no, everyone isn't.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#15 I meant all cat owners. Besides, I was just making a joke. :P
yadisingh 5
I know, so was I lmao. I just realized how serious my comment sounded :p
marpay 11
My neighbors cat sneaks into my house to beat me and steal my food. She has even turned my child to the dark side. Cats are evil! (so its not just owners)
yadisingh 5
^ took it too far
boarder540 12
This is why cats are evil and planning on taking over the world...
nerdsgetmehot 23
#30 Oh, haha! Good to know.
MagicallyFat 12
I'm abused daily by my cattin (a kitty cat!) and the following morning she cuddles up next to me and it's actually impossible to stay mad at her.
DontModMeDammit 10
My cat is 30lbs and bosses around my 120lb labs.. She owns the house.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
I hope your cat's weight of 30 pounds is an exaggeration. If not, that's pretty terrible.
DontModMeDammit 10
She is naturally a big cat, you can tell by looking at her paws, then to add on to that she is just fat. She eats just as much as our other cat, but just got fat while the other is small.
bittersweet1 0
My cat abuses the shit out of me and my husband. He hides everwhere like a ninja and STRIKES!!! He's so mean but we love him. He's mean more than likely bc we named him fluffy
Holy_ish 19
lol i can only imagine
MeagsMod 14
So true. I have to kittens and they abuse me every night when I try to sleep by attacking my feet. But I love the little fur balls.
Llama_Face89 34
Every morning... "3 AM?! I want to hate you...but you're just so fluffy and adorable..."
MyMilkShake2Yard 0
Hey u have boobs?
zombicidal 11
OP should leave the bastard
nerdsgetmehot 23
#93 I assume you're talking to me?
pitchblease 2
Youth in Asia! Wait, I spelled it wrong.
lexex1 4
Pussy whipped ;)
belkinbra 12
Pound that pussy.
yadisingh 5
More like that pussy is pounding him ;D
AlexanderSilver 0
You beat me to it 3 :)
NomOnShroomz 14
That expression baffles me time and time again. You'd have to be pretty ******* loose to whip someone with your pussy.
AlexanderSilver 0
57- Weirdest mental image in the world bro...
waswashere 0
Beat that pussy up
nicolegreberis 0
Story of my life!
liquidSELECT 0
Get out of it before it realy hurts you ;(
Taylo12237 5
I'm pretty sure there's a number for that..
Scands_59 14
My adorable pet bunny abuses me.
Teehee2 0
who cares about you, were concerned about the pussy whipped person!
brown4lifejot 1
My study desk has been physically abusing my foot.
dmw25 0
Lol kitty wears the pants in this relationship
nerdsgetmehot 23
Now I'm imagining a cat literally wearing pants. The result is highly adorable.
Skittlepickle 13
It is adorable. My cat wears suspenders with his...I'm getting him Steve Urkel glasses for Christmas.
rawrkittyrawr 6
65 picks noa
TipOfTheHat 10
Time to re-evaluate your relationship needs, I recommend a human companion!
iDaniel525 8
MEOWWWWWW.
Xxak907xX 0
Your picture fits this comment really well for some reason...
akallaan 7
SHOW THAT PUSSY WHO'S BOSS! :P