Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing out of my 3rd floor window, he got a text and moved the ladder. Now I'm in the hospital with two broken ribs. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents awoke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML
Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I'm kind of scared of heights, so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke, fell down, and I fell along with it. My boyfriend then said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
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ariannaimelda 7
wow that's dedication to see you! he loves you :)
MissBunnyWillEat 11
15, gee, idk. Two teenagers, in a room together at night... wow, I can't think of anything they could possible do... play monopoly, maybe?
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Comments (148)
BIEBERSLAYER 10
busted, and I don't mean his legs.
yummayy_ 11
At least your dad took him. My dad would have left him. Or hit him with a baseball bat... And then left him lying there. =/
GabyGirl555 2
Oh my gosh, my daddy would've came out with a gun loaded ready to hurt somebody for breaking into the house. Lol. That's why there's no sex in my parents' house.
mintcar 10
You know what would've been just great? If he had asked your dad " U MAD BRO?"
applesuckers 0
lol
rocketeer_97 1
Man, if my boyfriend when i was 16 did that, my dad would have just left him there.
alex6946 10
3am!? I would have been asleep :P
mimikinsz 0
ouch that mustve been painful but i wouldve been asleep at that time
dreamering 16
**** his life for trying to be a horny spiderman.
taytoc 10
lol I can imagine ur dad "y were u sneaking in to my daughters room? were u gonna hit her up?"
chili10 18
I doubt he would have phrased it quite like that...
emosk8er4life 0
lol
jellybelliez 0
I wonder where the ladder was at durring this whole prosedure??
zgomon 10
ladders are loud and very noticeable.