Today, I found a bird that had fallen from its nest, so I made a new nest for it in a shoebox and put it as close to the old one as possible. When I checked back on it later, all I found was a chewed-up corpse. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Late reaction
Today I bought a new cage, along with some toys, for my bird. I came home to find my bird had escaped its old cage. FML
The bird
Today, I saved a baby bird from the site I work on. It was the runt and did not have any feathers and was neglected by the mother. I took care of it all day at work and planned on taking it to a wildlife reserve after work. Two minutes away from the reserve, we hit a pothole and I dropped it. It died. FML
Today, I discovered the source of the vile stench in my room. My daughter had "saved" a bird from our cat and put it in a box under my bed, hoping to nurse it back to health. She forgot about it, leaving the corpse rotting in there for who knows how long. FML
Today, I found the eggshells from the nest belonging to the little bird that lives outside my house. They were covered in blood and it was quite obvious that they had been eaten. While I was looking at them, the mother bird came over and attacked me. FML
Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML
Today, I found a tiny, featherless baby bird. I knew it was impossible, but I tried to keep it alive through the day. Before I could get it to the wildlife center, it died, and when I got all choked up over it, my mom started laughing at me and saying how "weak" I was. FML
Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML
You're welcome…
Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML
Today, I put my good shoes out the window and on the roof to dry out because they were sopping wet. When I went to check them later on, they were still wet. And soaked in bird poop. FML
Today, I came home to find that my sweet kitten had gotten out and dragged a bird inside, where he ripped it to shreds. I found the bird's head in my underwear drawer. FML
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Pleonasm 36
You basically served it up on a platter.
JasonUMN 15
Nature has a weird way of governing the world.
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CaptainSmith28 19
I hate cats.
BirdieCurls 25
Why not a dog?
silvercamaro 22
#7 I think OP is implying that it's cats that tend to chew up small animals like birds, a dog would more then likely either not bother it or just swallow the whole thing
belljars 22
How dare you throw such a wild conjecture. Those kind of assumptions and accusations will get you shot.
hokie16 13
I just figured it was a cat because birds don't generally climb trees. lol... Though I guess it could have been a small tree or a bush.
hokie16 13
*Because DOGS don't usually climb trees. lol.
EverdreamOfMe 24
And I bet you hate cats while chewing on your chicken sandwich. I'm not saying go vegan or it's bad to eat meat. I'm saying it's hypocritical to hate cats for eating birds when you eat birds yourself. A robin or a sparrow is no better than a chicken.
GuiLD15 7
#7 my god
BirdieCurls 25
48 What, because my dog brought in a bird the other day? Just trying to be helpful...
MrsDruidess 23
it was most likely its mother. They don't like people to touch their babies. OP should have left it alone. I thought this was common knowledge?!?
geeksaresexy 18
53, that whole thing about mothers rejecting their babies because they were touched by a human is not true.
guckylynn 19
It could have also been a squirrel, or a chipmunk, or anything really. It could've been another type of bird or the mother bird might have even done it. Maybe the mother bird had rejected it in the first place and it was on the ground because she had kicked it out of the nest. You never know.
JasonUMN 15
Nature has a weird way of governing the world.
ironichalibut 24
That bird must have done some seriously evil stuff. Like annexing Bird Poland, or initiating the Great Flap Forward in Bird China.
martin8337 36
It could have been a member of owl quaida.
martin8337 36
Or the gangster Owl Capone.
BunchieRules 31
Or the Cuckoo Klux Klan.
ironichalibut 24
You missed "Clucks" but that is a top notch pun, and I tip my hat to you.
BunchieRules 31
I actually thought about adding "clucks," but by then it was too late to edit my comment. Oh well, hoo cares...
Pleonasm 36
You basically served it up on a platter.
MrSassypants 34
And putting the apple in its mouth to try to help feed it might have made it look more appetizing.
ktmla 14
How unpheasant! At least you didn't chicken out and actually tried to do the right wing...
Quackadoodledoo 13
Good work 24, nice to see some original puns!
IloveToLaugh143 21
#34, your profile picture, and #24's comment go hand in hand. Or should I say wing in wing?
x0frnak 13
sorry, op :( very sweet of you to do what you did though.
abzray123 7
So you inevitably killed a baby bird.... Bird killer.
silvercamaro 22
Except the bird probably would've died anyway, OP was just trying to give it a chance
PurelyCanadian 18
OP did nothing wrong. More than most would have done, I'm sure.
cryssycakesx3 23
at least he didn't jam a drill through the bird. and it wasn't a potato!
AcrusaderA 10
Not likely. Most of the time that you find baby birds fallen out of nests, it's because they failed to fly. Most likely the mother was nearby and it would have gone back up.
illegalbeagle69 23
I've heard that if a wild animal smells human on its babies it will kill it.. no idea if that's true but just what I've heard.
MissDQ 12
Birds don't have a sense of smell, that rumour was started to stop children touching fallen chicks and getting nasty diseases and parasites birds carry.
illegalbeagle69 23
Then that makes sense because my mom told me that as a child when I found a baby bird on the ground by a tree haha
buckdharma 38
So, Toucan Sam was an anomaly?
glabberfasted 16
Birds have a sense of smell...
Drcreepypasta 9
Thats correct
SDee1234 11
Birds can smell and if they can smell human on the babies they will kill them.
2074red2074 6
That's not true. Birds have a sense of smell, but it's very weak. The few exceptions that could identify the scent of human wouldn't care. Animals will rarely eat their babies because of a simple smell. Birds may move their nest though.
asnakelovinbabe 16
Birds DO have a sense of smell and many of them have amazing senses of smell, contrary to the old myths that they can't smell. However, The old wives tail about animals rejecting their babies if a person touches them is mostly myth... It was fabricated and exaggerated to stop kids from touching wild animals. Just another one of those myths we can't seem to stomp out yet... like the old "the fish or snake will only grow to the size of it's environment".... Total hogwash. Practically everyone seems to believe in these things without ever thinking to read up on it for themselves.
ironichalibut 24
Most animals have instincts designed to protect the propagation of the species, the maternal instincts are some of the strongest. If a bird can smell the single touch of a human, it's only logical they can smell their own offspring even stronger. There's a bond or imprint made at birth between the mother and child, of most animals. A single touch from a human is unlikely to undo millions of years of behavioral evolution.
ironichalibut 24
Giggity
Calingaladha 21
This isn't true. No animal to my knowledge will abandon or kill their young due to smell, but some might if a human scares them off. OP did the right thing.
flame5768 14
that's not birds.just..wow. idk how idiots go around thinking every animal kills it's child. ooh look at the elephant! OH GOD NO MAM ELEPHANT! WHY WHY!!!!!! it just killed it..just crushed it.
gsmalls666 11
Not true
kurodansei 16
Some cat came along and said hey, a seat AND a snack. Tis the circle of life. you made one Tom very happy.
Morning_fml 22
At least you tried to do a good thing in the last moments of its life.
Kamon97 23
That's a neat magic trick OP :o
Enslaved 38
"To Kill a Mockingbird"
akell3 12
I love that book...