Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I was playing what became an extremely intense game of hide-and-seek with my best friend's sister. I finally found the perfect place, so I slid down into the bath and began to cover myself. She popped up out of nowhere and said, "FOUND YOU!" I got so scared that I punched her in the face. FML
Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML
Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
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toastnbuttrcheng 0
Did you find his friend, or his FRIEND?
porno_fml 0
Well, at least he wasn't a serial killer?
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ohheytherekids 0
Tsk, tsk, this is why you've gotta check in the shower, even when ya live alone! ;D
doink 0
The same exact thing happened to me, except I was the naked one in the shower and my stepdad was drunk and frisky.
GameDub 0
fyl #1 and #23 lol
Sonfang 19
wow! that sucks. op I'm sorry that you got peeped at, but on the bright side you have learned a valuable lesson; Always look before you leap! =^_^= have a good day!
phizxe 0
that is just messed up in sooooooooooooooooooo. many ways
JustDial911 0
One question to that though, why wasn't the door locked?
Reyo 2
Lucky basterd...I have a few friends with hot sisters yet I don't get so much as a titty shot.
NUMBER23LEBRON 0
I wanna be that boy. lol
OMGFYLHARD 0
you don't lock doors in hide and go seek he was in there before her.
ilolaturfml 0
wow lucky guy
CharonTheShadow 0
It doesn't say that the OP is a girl... ;)
kate3101 15
"On 01/29/2010 at 7:02pm - misc - by soonaked (woman) - United States (New York)" Yes it does
YDIGuy 0
it doesnt say the friend is a boy either
yake12 0
don't u turn on the water before getting in the shower? otherwise when it hits you it'll be cold... this fml seems a lil fake
RachelTheLoser 0
sounds like something that would happen in a t.v show xD "dude I saw yer sister naked!"
krazygirl100 9
"(>^_^)># I made you a waffle #<(^_^<) But then I was like... (>^#^<) "I'm mad....." (>^_^)>. =#. <(*.*<) So I threw it at you (>^_^<). <(#.*)> It hit your face.
fmlcomment 2
...because locking the door during hide and seek is 1) a dead giveaway and 2) cheating?
nuzzle8 2
Yeah it does in the top right hand corner there is a pink female sign
NerdyMusician 13
;)
isaacsarah920 0
Second...Well, atleast he wasnt old enough to get an awkward boner from that experience.
ChocoholicBec 0
Not necessarily, it doesn't say how old the girl's brother and his friends were! He could've been, like, eleven.
spitfire35 3
if they were playing hide and seek in the house, they must have been pretty young.
monkeyoverlord71 0
Me and my brother play hide and seek, he's 18.
WOW_idc123 0
me n my sister play hide n go seek n she's 16..
aliaysleighbasic 0
that's cuz yer a loser! just kidding! I wish I had someone to play hide and go seek with!
abarzuav013 0
didn't even say if "she's" a girl
ihateuall 0
yeah, it did. "On 01/29/2010 at 7:02pm - misc - by soonaked (woman) - United States (New York)"
DJ1191 0
Are you kidding? I have a friend with a 19 year old sister and I'm calling to see if we can go over to his parents house and play hide and seek, I'm 27.
NerdsWillRule 3
Are you sure you're not just going to hide in your friends room and make some noises that will give away your position?
flawedgenius 6
Didn't you think to check? obviously not. ha ha! (sorry)
porno_fml 0
Well, at least he wasn't a serial killer?
jake_fml 0
not first! was the kid old enough to appreciate it atleast?
toastnbuttrcheng 0
Did you find his friend, or his FRIEND?
Maddoctor 10
That made me laugh on the inside. :)
ayamefan13 16
LOL
love_the_fame 0
... I don't get it ... what do you mean by FRIEND?
ILIEKGIRLS 5
@120 his FRIEND - as in his penis.
Pixxee 0
It's less funny when you have to explain it lol
Zills 0
how old was he? like if he was 7 then no biggy, but if he's 15 awkward...
BeeSkwaird 0
7 is no biggie? Try 3! After that, guys are very sexual.
prinny_fml 0
yeah 7 years old is definetly enough
medotcom 0
I know a couple seven year olds (my neighbors) they wouldn't act like that. Seven I'd too young.
medotcom 0
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SweetestSin 4
#7 if they are playing hide and seek at 15 there is a problem lol this is why i turn water on before stepping into the shower this way i can look into the shower before hand and see that nothing is there so there wont be any surprises
caticaticati 3
We played hide and seek at my best friend's 17th birthday party and some of the people there were in their 20s.
boatkicker 5
Sometimes its fun to be a little childish. If they did it often, it might be weird, but once in a while, playing some sort of kids game is awesome.
lolzboy 0
wouldn't mind seeing you in the shower, :)
Reutan 0
Maybe a better point is that if you can't spot a 15 year old in your bathroom, you need to get your eyesight checked or you have a rather spacious/easy to hide in bathroom. They (15 year olds) tend to be a bit larger than 7 year olds.
SundayNight_fml 0
Pull your shirt up, missy SweetestSin.
Nerry_fml 0
you actually turn on the water first then look in the shower before you get in every single day? paranoid much xD
Luckster 0
And here I thought everyone turned on the water before getting naked. Guess I was wrong.
null_fml 11
I could see turning it on before getting in, but before getting naked? Why the hell would anyone do that?
eeks8 0
So did I.
monkeyoverlord71 0
To let the water get to temperature.
renaet 0
So it gets hot!?!
Laceyfrogs8 6
exactly, who wants to jump in the shower and turn on freezing water? I turn it on and then get undresed. that way its warn by the time I'm ready.
StanBVB 10
I don't like to waste hot water when others in my house want to shower. I get naked, then turn the water on, and hold my hand under it until it's hot enough, then get in.
summerloolooloo 0
I'm sorry but I laughed out loud at that. You should've checked.