Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing out of my 3rd floor window, he got a text and moved the ladder. Now I'm in the hospital with two broken ribs. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents awoke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML
Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I'm kind of scared of heights, so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke, fell down, and I fell along with it. My boyfriend then said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
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ariannaimelda 7
wow that's dedication to see you! he loves you :)
MissBunnyWillEat 11
15, gee, idk. Two teenagers, in a room together at night... wow, I can't think of anything they could possible do... play monopoly, maybe?
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Comments (148)
himynameischeese 6
repunzul repunzul let down your hair!!! oh crap!! here I go
BlastedAF 0
Penis
Uncle_Ben96 5
The devils hour
Candy16 5
The things people do for love.
Peashout 3
Tell him about the amazing invention we civilized people call a Door....
UnfOrg1ven 1
The amazing thing you call door could of been locked
nephilim241 19
that drop could have been fatal.. what a tit.. it's not all bad for OP's father though, think of the wedding speech anecdotes "I knew he was the one for my daughter when early one morning he almost paralysed himself hoping to sneakily plough her furrow"
itswhateveridk 0
lol
gene818 13
Today, I tried to climb up to my girlfriend's three story high window in the early hours of the morning. Just before I got to the top, I slipped and fell to the ground. Then her dad had to drive me to the hospital at 3am. FML To the boyfriend: You totally deserved it
Cheylea 10
Can anyone say "awkward"?? Sucks to be him...
ndclover 3
if your parents are sleeping and it's late at night...couldn't you sneak him in through the front door? **** climbing a 3 story window. unless your parents' bedroom is right by the door then i don't see why you couldn't have. ah i remember those days, lol.