fmylovelife
United States
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
darren
Singapore, Singapore
Honey, you've got some explaining to do
Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML
Chrissy
United States
Disconnected
Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML
ipopnlok
Australia
Romance is corny
Today, I planned a romantic dinner with rose petals, the whole lot, for my ex-girlfriend to win her back. When I took her to my house, I told her to guess what I had planned, to which she replied, "I hope it's not a stupid romantic dinner with rose petals and shit." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I drove 45 min from my college to surprise my girlfriend with roses after she got off work. She responded by taking the roses, dumping them in her back seat, and speeding off because she couldn't miss Survivor. FML
Anonymous
United States
Is this Love Island?
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with flowers and dinner reservations for our one-year anniversary. She looked confused and said, “Wait, we’re counting from the first time we hung out?” It turns out she thought we were still “just talking.” She also has a boyfriend. It’s not me. FML
Oh hells no
Los Altos, United States
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
forgottenbday
Canoga Park, United States
Nice try
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
A. nonymous
Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML
Toolate
Bristol, United States
Today, I went to the surprise birthday party of an ex I still love, though I'm the one who ended things. I walked in in time to see her screaming "Yes" to her kneeling boyfriend, her parents crying and applauding, and her brothers patting him on the back. FML
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
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karinabeby 0
sorry bout that bro.
dedrater_kool_u 0
lifes a bitch and shes a bigger bitch
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Comments (110)
karinabeby 0
sorry bout that bro.
friscoed 0
I hate people like that.. Believe me your way better off without her anyway!
IphonFML 6
haha the way u wrote it makes it funny. BUT its not. w.e leave it to karma
shrinkydinks 0
oh relationships. it's just best to stay out of them;)
BaconDave 12
It's so funny how a bunch of the OP's usernames has to do with the FML. Fmylovelife. Haha so funny...
sourgirl101 29
30, did you know when you submit in your FML, you could change/enter in a different name, right?(:
agummere796 0
bows a good time to put the thorns to use:D
agummere796 0
oops, I meant nows**
gabstahhh 8
Ooh. Awkward.
pertained 12
Her surprise was bigger?
MrFlintstone 5
I think your the better surprise present giver in this relationship
lunaXXdennice 0
dude that sucks but leave it to karma you are better off without her anyway
FarSide 23
You waited 1 day too long.
abnormalbird 11
She's going to surprise herself with the fat hag she becomes.
NuTrees 9
Hoes get karma tenfold don't worry about her.
Docbee 11
Did you surprise her back by getting her pregnant?
LaughinStock 16
^ really did you not read the FML clearly says she got back with her ex
OceanProtection 0
Xecutedreaper is my x-box live name.. come at me bro
WolfKing501 0
wow dude that just sucks
runtodarkness 0
^ I can say from experience that it's true
dedrater_kool_u 0
lifes a bitch and shes a bigger bitch
agentx52 13
That would totally screw with her mind. He should lmao
kingotter 4
Wait what
shmity8 0
not gunna lie, that blows
Every1luvsfmls 6
SCRUBS
dancebabe34 0
big time
NomOnShroomz 14
Not for OP it doesn't **badumtshhhh**
TheNewGuy03 29
well, better than being covered in thorns, i say. |the kid|
cudi504 4
at least it wasnt something more expensive. but fyl that sucks
JesusFishTaco 5
No one can say anything about this person's profile picture under this comment or they shall suffer the pharaoh's curse.
smurfsarwales 9
his profile pic is so g. I wish I could like him...
GuessWhatKids 13
G-G-G-G-G-G-GAY UNIT
JesusFishTaco 5
65-What have you done?!
zeroxbitch 0
I feel ya bro, sometimes shot like this happens man that's life...
rocketeer_97 1
I love shots.
sourgirl101 29
buttery nipple shots?
agentx52 13
He's on an iPhone and his phone corrected the word "shit" to "shot". It always happens.
rocketeer_97 1
^You should learn sarcasm. I obviously knew that that was auto-correct.
rockindyl22 0
You should've surprised her with a roundhouse kick to the face!
CEG3 0
she's not worth your time man. Sorry op :/