Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing out of my 3rd floor window, he got a text and moved the ladder. Now I'm in the hospital with two broken ribs. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents awoke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML
Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I'm kind of scared of heights, so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke, fell down, and I fell along with it. My boyfriend then said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
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ariannaimelda 7
wow that's dedication to see you! he loves you :)
MissBunnyWillEat 11
15, gee, idk. Two teenagers, in a room together at night... wow, I can't think of anything they could possible do... play monopoly, maybe?
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Comments (148)
AnonymousOne234 3
FIRST...that sux op..fyl
Gross2332 0
OP's bf was just checking his answers with her to evaluate his homework or he is insomniac and decided to come over or he just wanted to watch her sleep either way they weren't playing monopoly lol
Evolution95 0
I bet he was pissed.
rockindyl22 0
Ah a true Romeo and Juliet story, except he's the only one who died...uh oh! You're next!D:
shrinkydinks 0
why was your boyfriend climbing into your room at three in the morning? ydi
BaconDave 12
You never know, his mother could've kick him out because he was mooching off of her!
MissBunnyWillEat 11
15, gee, idk. Two teenagers, in a room together at night... wow, I can't think of anything they could possible do... play monopoly, maybe?
Tjack_attack 0
or they could be doing homework
Outsider_77 0
sex ed homework? hands on experiences of "how to have safe sex"?
kingatowning 2
I thought he was gonna rape her. well I guess it's not rape if you yell or whisper suprise. and if she wasn't the wiser then it wouldn't be rape. and it could be wanted penetration
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
They were probably watching re-runs of Dora the Explorer.
MrFlintstone 5
ya i hate the re runs but dora gets really exciting with new episodes
theten_fml 9
Nah I doubt they were going to play monopoly. They were just gonna have sex. Next FML, "Today, the producers from 'Sixteen and Pregnant' told me I didn't make it on the show, FML"
TheRealBruce 12
Oh noo that's horrible I hope he is ok
swittig 0
Jeffrey come quick, OP's boyfriend is in the hospital! Oh no! I know!
TheRealBruce 12
I know! it's horrible
ColdplaySucks 18
They were playing Neopets.
FlipInBrosky 4
81 - I knoooooww
WishResign 0
69, I'm guessing you haven't discovered sarcasm?
dolphincheddar 10
missbunny wanna play monopoly? also why did you make a new account? don't worry we can play it in your ever-so-popular hole via crawling
cowsgomooxP 0
How romantic...? O_e
erichsee14 0
#94 lol im pretty sure #69 WAS being sarcastic.
WishResign 0
116 no. clearly...
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
He's climbing your windows he's snatching your people up...
sexy_ukulele420 0
I'm gunna thumbs up your comment because of your picture
bloodlust07 2
was ur dad mad?
Marcel4_fml 3
I think the dad was more worries than mad
CryMoreFMLs 15
I would be more pissed at having to drive the stupid **** to the hospital. The boyfriend could've waited until morning.
musiclexii124 0
I would be pissed off because 1. The daughter has a boyfriend who think's he's spiderman. 2. He was awoken by his sleep!
dolphincheddar 10
no sir, he was overjoyed to drive a boy to the hospital that was clearly trying to bone his daughter
bloodlust07 2
don't have to be an ass
iSitt 0
I would have called 911 and have an ambulance take him. then his parents would have been stuck with the bill. plus if there been any other medical complications, it would have come up in the ambulance and not in your dads car.
wwattdidyousay 0
My dad would have been pissed that he was woken then laugh his ass off and point at the kid will calling 911 :/
smith2001 5
that must have been awkward
Shaniaaa20 0
Oh damn. :/
nateiztite 5
that's cooooooo *said in cartmans voice*
TheMystery_fml 6
^^ douchbag^^
BaconDave 12
^^douchebag who can't spell^^
kingatowning 2
^^ Colonel the grammar/ spelling natzi sanders ^^ lol. so how about some fried chicken? I'm hungry.
BaconDave 12
I don't like being the grammar nazi, but it's just hard to resist!
smurfsarwales 9
cartman says it like Cooooo without the l. but cartman is a douchebag so you're kind of right.
BaconDave 12
41 - I'm not your bang-maid!
borntoperform 14
He's not very smart.
nucky_fml 5
More like he's not a very good climber
seanders 10
This said by a girl who says she'll be on broadway.
mcgugs 0
^Shaaaaaaawg.
Livinia 11
It's common sense to know that you shouldn't be climbing three story buildings at night and without safety gear.
BShady96 0
idk it just seems that climbing through the window with full rock climbing gear on kinda takes away the romance...
T1A2Z3 35
Hey! Safety first.
rawrriri 8
"Hold on sweetie let me just hook up all this safety gear! I'll be up in nooo time." I'm pretty sure that would make a lot of noise, as well
xangelcutiexx 0
You look sooo much like Selena Gomez !!!
lulututu 4
That is a picture of selena gomez.
JesusFishTaco 5
No it's not dumbass.
ariannaimelda 7
wow that's dedication to see you! he loves you :)
Cryingraven 1
I only liked your comment causse of your picture {>_}
Jiplo 18
Either dedication or idocracy!
DalPozzo13 10
That would've been an akward car ride
conan13_fml 0
for the dad, the boyfriend probably doesn't care if he is hurt bad enough to have to go to the hospital.