Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents awoke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
Today, I sneaked out of work early. I tripped over my own feet while walking up to my car. As I fell, I managed to hit the panic button on my car keys, setting off my car alarm while I lay flat on the ground in the parking lot. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML
Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML
Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
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Top comments
mk58 31
He should have just ran off into the darkness, leading them to think that their car alarm saved them from a burglary.
baseballplaya5 7
That's a slippy situation
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Comments (72)
baseballplaya5 7
That's a slippy situation
ydfml2 0
I see what you did there.
Meowingtons500 18
That akward moment when your boyfriend realizes that he's not quite the stealth ninja prowler he thought he was.
gregorrok1 0
Well your boyfriend is an idiot... That's why you always stay in the grass when you are sneaking around.
milyfesux97 3
Ice to meet you!
Meowingtons500 18
52- Like a ghillie on a deer stalking expedition?
Saltime 0
That pun was just fridgid. You just just cool down and put it on ice. It sent shivers up my spine. You sir, are ice-cold.
baseballplaya5 7
Hahaha bro that was ice cold
baseball6917 8
that's when you act like you don't know him
Tommananaze6T9 4
Smooth move exlax
n_epic_fail 14
Award for biggest epic fail!! And that means something coming from me.
the_fuck_is_this 2
Counter uav is up they're blind
zurisbloodyrose 0
they still make cars that go off when you touch them?
nixter5 18
Hey kids, this is how NOT to sneak around parents!!
skyguy89 0
This is why all guys need more ninja training lol
pablopoo 7
Ur a kid douche
JAB2010 1
And you're not??
Torva_fml 16
68-I don't understand how anything he said would imply that he is a douche... Please, explain.
bobbycorwen 5
68 - You're a moron.
Isaac_The_Man 0
Your an accusing mother ******
bobbycorwen 5
^ Where is that comment directed?
cj7geojeep 0
132 that's not funny. Your a dick for making a Holocaust joke.
mk58 31
He should have just ran off into the darkness, leading them to think that their car alarm saved them from a burglary.
BeefyQueef 5
Exactly
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I think trying to run away on ice is what caused this in the first place :P
shi__thead 1
Hahahaha
margie2194 12
You don't understand how your picture is so appropriate for this comment.
MerkathonPro 0
Tell him to stop playing CoD so much. Jumping off roofs is for Soap and Price only.
iamyourgod 3
What?
chilldude69 8
Those would be characters from the modern warfare franchise who have the ability to jump or fall from any height and still be able to walk or run like nothing happened.
iamyourgod 3
I know who they are. He fell on an icy driveway and knocked a car setting off the alarm. Where does the height come in?
builditbetter09 3
35 NOT! only with commando perk...
aceman1992 9
you would know.
builditbetter09 3
Oh lord my feelings are hurt...
MetroidSlayer01 8
If he got away, then there's no problem. Just say an animal set it off or something. Still fyl though
joee182 3
yeah thats kinda what i was thinking he shoulda just took off running im sure he would have had enough time to get away
atkir002 1
just hope he did not damage the car haha.
aceman1992 9
When was the last time you accidently touched a car and damaged it? Who are you hulk?
mdtdnb 7
Hulk SLIP!!!
Torva_fml 16
I know a lot of people that get off with the slightest touch... Cars on the other-hand, aren't that sensitive.
Isoldael 27
Falling onto a car could easily scratch / dent it...
itsame0987 18
Not true.. My neighbor's car alarm goes off every time there is a thunderstorm, or when a large truck comes through the parking lot. It depends on the alarm you have. But either way ydi op.
atkir002 1
"he fell on their car" if you slipped on ice and fell hard enough accidently on the bonet it can leave a dent. i done it before so i know its possible. and thats damage so there. :-)
Sub_Zero_is_God 13
great way to meet the family
Torva_fml 16
I would just pretend to be gay and say we were watching twilight and that I didn't want the father to think I was ******* his daughter. Later I'd discover my sexuality, and resume dating his daughter. PROBLEM SOLVED.
kevalanwilliams 0
Talk about your mission impossible
m0tl3ycru3 0
No just no
sugarandspice33 0
Ninja skills
XxPieTheifxX 6
That sucks bad
graham11 14
That's why OP posted an FML about it. No duh it sucks!!
jd70 1
give her a break... shes bonde