Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing out of my 3rd floor window, he got a text and moved the ladder. Now I'm in the hospital with two broken ribs. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents awoke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML
Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I'm kind of scared of heights, so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke, fell down, and I fell along with it. My boyfriend then said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
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ariannaimelda 7
wow that's dedication to see you! he loves you :)
MissBunnyWillEat 11
15, gee, idk. Two teenagers, in a room together at night... wow, I can't think of anything they could possible do... play monopoly, maybe?
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Comments (148)
cudi504 4
he's either an idiot or he was really cravin some sex
fymother 13
or both
kingatowning 2
lol white boy trying to be black. oh look he has his own sign!
alex6946 10
leave Gibby alone!
izzie2899 6
how old are you kid?
Newboyz00185 0
He just could not wait for that booty call....
zgriffiths 0
your picture makes me want to punch you in the face
JesusFishTaco 5
Am I the only one who reads people's profiles?
idgts 0
yes, you are the only one.. *sarcastiC
Person1233 13
That picture is actually a famous picture off the internet. It isn't him.
shootintacos 0
fat ass.
applesuckers 0
He's not trying to be black, he's trying to be ghetto. There is a difference, dumba**.
SamanthaTorre13 0
your boyfriend is stupid ..Why would you try to climb up to a third story window..
Mysanitywins 10
Why wouldn't you? :D
zgomon 10
to get some, obviously..
Rosa_La_Hermosa 5
Aw this sounds cute, well if his motives weren't only sex haha.
Davydawrestla 0
Well, he kinda went to get house at 3 am and climbed to her room. That usually means they wanna get busy.
Rosa_La_Hermosa 5
Yeah usually, but there are still those rare occasions where it's not about that :)
starile 20
Clearly your Sneak-In-Fo'-Sex entry route is sub-par and you need to clear a better way for him. At least now burglars will have a hard time getting to your room!
enonymous 9
clearly needs to use a cherry picker lift. I would also since he probably won't be the last one to do this recommend an escalator to be installed
sassypants93 17
Outdoor escalators are pretty amazing!
BaconDave 12
Ahhh young love...
dreamering 16
... with broken bones.
UnfOrg1ven 1
that sucks for him and you FML I bet your dad is extremely grumpy and mad
UnfOrg1ven 1
I mean Fyl
marmots 0
That awkward moment when Romeo falls from Juliet's window and Capulet has to bring him to the hospital
smeesha 4
win :D
jane_marie 12
what is the matter with your boyfriend?!
hellokat1 0
He was too horny.
nucky_fml 5
besides the fact he fell three stories? he was thinking with the wrong head
smurfsarwales 9
he was desperate for some proper monopoly playin.
xXshadowrollerXx 6
Well, next time, perhaps you should leave a ladder outside your window for easy access, because your boyfriend clearly isn't Ezio Auditore.
UnfOrg1ven 1
Desmond, Altair are like Ezio
broomy89 8
or open the front door
gene818 13
I hope her name isn't Christina, otherwise her boyfriend plays too much video games (Assassin's Creed 2 in this case).
argentineboy 4
who's that? :/
MrXerxes5 6
Lmao. Romantic gesture went 180