Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing out of my 3rd floor window, he got a text and moved the ladder. Now I'm in the hospital with two broken ribs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I'm kind of scared of heights, so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke, fell down, and I fell along with it. My boyfriend then said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML
Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML
Today, after I was locked out of my apartment, I went down the leaf-filled ravine behind the building to get to the fire escape ladder, climbed up four stories and over the balcony, then wiggled through the window on my stomach onto the living room floor. Now I'm back inside and paranoid about robbers doing the same. FML
Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML
Today, I slipped out my bedroom window at night in an attempt to rebel against my parents. Then I realized that I have no friends and nowhere to go, so I tried to climb back in. I fell, broke my ankle, and laid in the dirt until my parents found me in the morning. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
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Top comments
footballfreak65 6
wow wat an idiot bf
mike3775 39
I dont know whether to laugh or feel bad for you honestly
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Comments (111)
footballfreak65 6
wow wat an idiot bf
Mindtrap 0
agreed, he had a perfect view of her ass (or better yet, if she was wearing a skirt) but he looked at his phone instead
iSitt 0
don't let him drive
swimchica22 0
wow time to get a new boyfriend!
notsocrazee 0
wow you're really fallin' for him aren't you?
levijase 0
Win!
cfalen 0
wouldn't a ladder make more noise than a door shutting?
JohannMedina 0
That's what you get for sneaking out of school. YDI for being a juvenile delinquent.
MissBrainDamage 0
Please don't stay with him- he didnt care about you enough to Hold a ******* ladder for you
Jiplo 18
I don't think she was sneaking out of school...
krty402 7
you can't hold on?
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
oh like u could on a falling ladder?
mike3775 39
I dont know whether to laugh or feel bad for you honestly
Tayman24 0
why would he move the ladder if he just got a text?
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
some people can't multi task :/
DjeePee 25
Especially men. Good for OP that she knows where his priority's are.
mattmadden 0
Well 35 if you feel like being sexist go right ahead. Realize that there are different flaws in every person. You can't criticize men for one man's flaws. Vice versa for women. I could say women are bad drivers. But the reality is there are women who are good drivers too. Anybody understand what I'm saying?
No_LoveMM 3
35 is right men can't multi task so they don't...women can and so they do...especially while driving which make them shitty drivers... sexism goes both ways.
KiddNYC1O 22
Still not top notch multitasking since they're "shitty drivers".
OhMeShell 3
Yeah, I hate to jump on the bandwagon here, but there really aren't THAT many women who are "good drivers".
No_LoveMM 3
60 I don't know about you, but even if you are the goddess of multitasking, it sounds like a pretty dumb idea to do it while driving.
No_LoveMM 3
61 you confuse me...I am not a woman...I have been in 3 accidents but have never been in an accident where I am the one driving the car.
No_LoveMM 3
no...
iReadFmlsFml 0
5, exactly what I was thinking
flighted 1
he probably moved it so he could get his phone out his pocket or something. I doubt he was already holding his keys and the ladder at the same time to begin with
flighted 1
phone* I dunno where the "keys" part came into my cmnt.
That0therguy 4
His phone was from the early 70s.
iAmScrubs 19
That's why it always helps to install a foam pit in your front/back yard.
example947 0
I've got one :) comes in handy all the time
iLolAtYou9001 0
YDI for trying to sneak out.
basketballforeve 0
true!
airborn54 0
I hope you learned your lesson? don't sneak out of third story buildings
ifbrockd 0
that's what front doors are for
WeaverSka 16
Your boyfriends an ass if he prioritises a text, over the safety of his girlfriend. Either that, or he cant handle more than on task at a time, and has ADD...
iAmScrubs 19
keevarou- He had a short attention span and, when the text came, he forgot about his girlfriend.
MurphyS94 4
ADD stands for Attention Deficit Disorder, meaning it's difficult to concentrate on one thing for long. Otherwise known as having a short attention span...
MurphyS94 4
Actually, a lot of people DO have it. It's not a rare thing to have it and not notice because it's extremity can vary. Chances are that many people with a short attention span actually have ADD, but it isn't severe enough to seriously impact their life so they don't go to the doctor for it.
jbo116 0
Trust me, I don't have... ohh! what's that over there?
isallwaysme 27
I have ADOLAS. Attention Deficit Oh Look A Squirrel.
sugarnspicee 8
You should've fell on top of him. :)
CEG3 0
ultimate T-bag
SirJamie77 7
It was part of his despicable plan OP. You were supposed to break your neck upon impact and he would live happily ever after with the other girlfriend he has!