Today, my boyfriend told me that if he was to break up with me, he would do it in a crowded location so I couldn't start to cry or make a scene. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and filmed it, because it would "be a big hit on YouTube." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
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Top comments
ken328 0
Cry more in crowded places
drawing_a_blank 0
Break up with him first.
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Comments (75)
xgetxbentx 13
while 7 does have a point, you (op) can also use this against him and scream "I can't believe you cheated on me with a man!" loud enough for everyone to hear.
danceoo 0
this is neither ydi or fml. this is reality. how did you not know people did this? I wouldn't want to deal with an overly emotional person screaming and yelling either. you're probably really dramatic. it's not a crime to not want to start a scene. it happens all the time
Ajaxxx 4
Key word: IF He said IF, Doesn't mean he will do it right after he said it. Relationships end some flourish. I Don't see Why this is on FML. Your boyfriend is quite smart. I'd do it in a crowded area as well.
JacksonCampbell 9
that actually a really good idea.
Thatbi 0
Cocks. That can really hurt someone so dont mock her.
thisgirl630 0
lmao if he ever does. make a scene... i would.. i know my b./f had a girl in his car once he parked beside my mom at the store and didnt know and we came out and seen 2 girls. i walked my ass back in the store he saw me ran to the bathroom. marched my ass in there and let him have it..
MissSarcastic 3
Haha the girls are all like "make a scene and let everyone Know of his ass hole ways!" and the guys are like "smart boyfriend" yoouu dick faces :)
NikkiSaur101 0
lol, I must say, smart, funny, but meannn. xD
LA_Barbie 11
haven't you guys seen the movie Leagally Blonde? she makes a HUGE scene in the beginning of the movie when he breaks up with her in a crowded restuarant! lol it's really funny, and it's every man's fear. :) I think you should break up with him tho, he seems immature.
Renesaga 8
So you come make a scene about it on FML instead.. a crowded website. Ah, well, I guess that's what this site's for!