Today, my boyfriend told me that if he was to break up with me, he would do it in a crowded location so I couldn't start to cry or make a scene. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and filmed it, because it would "be a big hit on YouTube." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
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ken328 0
Cry more in crowded places
drawing_a_blank 0
Break up with him first.
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Comments (75)
rasta_pasta 4
i love how all the women think making a scene is ok. and while i don't agree with the man's methods he has a point. women always try to tug at your heartstrings when they think you might leave. the public option may make you look like an asshole, but it won't make you feel bad for the girl, which is what he is really trying to avoid.
drakerd 0
Oldest trick in the book.
theonlysweetpea 10
I’m not for scenes but I’d get his ass! I’d let him break up with me so I could yell, “I stayed with you even though you cheated on me with that hooker! I stayed with you even when you gave me the clap! I even held you when you cried during Titanic! But now you’re breaking up with me? **** you and fyi I opened that letter from your doctor. That bitch you thought I didn’t know about made you HIV positive! Good luck with life, asshole!” Then I’d leave with my head held high while everyone looked at him like he was a spawn of Satan. Wait until you’re at home to laugh your ass off!
anabanana7158 0
lol!!!!!
sk3l370n 0
never get out of your room and he will be forced to stay with you FOREVER!!
XoX_CUPCAKES_XoX 0
i had the same thing happen to me once..... but i am a heck of lot better off without him :) so dont be sad :)
bindingfame 0
Hate to break it to ya,(and maybe he has a hard time breakin bad news) it appears that he is an asshole oh and 62 that's pretty funny
kimbaheartsyou 0
What an idiot. You don't get break up sex in public places.
punkrulz 1
I don't think your life sucks nor do you deserve it. I think he was open about the one thing many people think about in those situations. Perhaps he shouldve kept it quiet though. :P
77taylah33 0
at least he put the IF in it!
Muffin_boo 12
embarrassment is good revenge. :) get him back if he follows through!