Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to a restaurant for lunch and said, “It’s time we talk about our future.” I got all emotional, thinking he was going to propose. Instead, he calmly told me he’s moving to another country. I cried into my breadsticks. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
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Dr_Alex 10
Elle Woods, is it you? But seriously, watch "Legally Blonde". The exact same situation, which eventually ended very well for Elle :-) Hope yours will turn out to be just as good. He's not your guy, f*ck him. Good luck!
Major_Haywire 7
Why do some men pick public venues to dump their partners? My wife and I were in a restaurant and this couple across from us were having some very obvious relationship issues. She excuses herself to go to the loo and this dummy chooses now to phone his bit on the side. He’s still on the phone when she gets back and starts screaming “IS THAT HER?”. She picks up her wine glass and smashes it into the side of his face and storms out. I was almost too shocked to finish my steak and it preyed on my mind all during my delicious dessert. We had to go to court a couple of months later, where he wrote a letter to the judge asking for leniency on her behalf. The judge asked my wife if we got our meal on the house. We did. Free food with entertainment thrown on. A win win.
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demix_fml 32
FYL , I’m sorry op.
Dr_Alex 10
Elle Woods, is it you? But seriously, watch "Legally Blonde". The exact same situation, which eventually ended very well for Elle :-) Hope yours will turn out to be just as good. He's not your guy, f*ck him. Good luck!
RichardPencil 32
Or... Or maybe the restaurant knew what was going on and decided he could do better than you?
jbuckets_404 39
Richard, way to kick that dog when it's down! (Really?!) For me, nothing ruins the appeal of returning to a favorite restaurant than the painful memory of a breakup that occurred there. JS.
RichardPencil 32
Surely, you can find other locations of Chuck E. Cheese's and not return to the heartbreaking one.
Major_Haywire 7
Why do some men pick public venues to dump their partners? My wife and I were in a restaurant and this couple across from us were having some very obvious relationship issues. She excuses herself to go to the loo and this dummy chooses now to phone his bit on the side. He’s still on the phone when she gets back and starts screaming “IS THAT HER?”. She picks up her wine glass and smashes it into the side of his face and storms out. I was almost too shocked to finish my steak and it preyed on my mind all during my delicious dessert. We had to go to court a couple of months later, where he wrote a letter to the judge asking for leniency on her behalf. The judge asked my wife if we got our meal on the house. We did. Free food with entertainment thrown on. A win win.
Allie614032 34
This has been a meme for a while now