Today, my boyfriend told me that if he was to break up with me, he would do it in a crowded location so I couldn't start to cry or make a scene. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and filmed it, because it would "be a big hit on YouTube." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
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Top comments
ken328 0
Cry more in crowded places
drawing_a_blank 0
Break up with him first.
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Comments (75)
bigbadtim 7
You don't meet to cry, just post it on FML.
phorest 0
How can you "make a scene" when there's only two of you? Surely there's more of a chance to make a scene in public if you're like that?
danceoo 0
you're one of those people who kick up a fuss and throw things, aren't you? nobody wants to have to deal with a drama queen. do it outside, it has to be civil. he's not that out of line. it is a bit weird he said it before breaking up with u
ZacharyorAndrew 0
lets hope u dont liv in new york, OP
kportal69 5
hey a girl will cry and make a scene whenever and wherever. but you should dump him for that shit anyway.
Karma495 0
True Dat XD
PurpleWaffles 2
Now you know.
CallMeHush 1
Would you rather a text?
nerdsgetmehot 23
You can still cry and make a scene in public; it's just more awkward if you do. OP, if he ever dumps you in public...You know what to do.
deformedsurf 0
Sounds to me like he wants OP to dump him. He just gave her an excuse by being a mild ass. Now when she does dump him he doesn't look so bad that he can't go after one of OP's friends.
DriAA7 17
You should act like you're going to cry then beat that ass!
scottalansutter 0
I personally like going to their work and breaking up with them. I find most girls don't make scene so they don't lose their job.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Wow. That might be in the top 10 shittiest things I've read on a comment. Congrats. =
Geiko_fml 0
Yeah, gotta agree with TIJD here. That's just ******* wrong to do.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I agree with Jane is well. That's so insensitive and awful!
NyopQ 6
******* idiot...
evanedwards85 6
Haha lol nice one
restythestar 0
haha win