Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
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Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
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alvarny 17
Coward.
ohmandapants 17
I hope you firmly planted your foot up his ass afterwards.
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alvarny 17
Coward.
rexgar2000 10
you couldn't just walk over there? you sat there and took it didn't you? no lo puedo creer...
n_epic_fail 14
You forgot an "ex" before "boyfriend."(yes, I got it right today) I don't see why you stayed on the line. You should have kicked his ass off that chair.
twifan1901 0
I know op you couldn't have walked over to the next room and been like wtf?
LightningCactus 12
I used to be brave, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
LolFMLnot 10
You should've went to the next room, stand behind him and said "excuse me" . Once he turned around you should've bitch slap him!
rahavan 15
I had a boyfriend who had someone else txt me to say that we were through. So I understand how you feel. Some men just take longer to grow a pair. Until then just view relationships as practice for the real thing.
rcloca 10
Was it a nice speech?
RadPenny 6
Does it matter?
graham11 14
Is there such thing as a nice break up speech said by a coward who can't even walk into the next room and recite it in person?
oA_Fiasco 8
haha epic
aceman1992 9
Did he pull a peter griffin and pretend he was somewhere else while using the house phone?
Boomshadow 3
I'm confused. Did he walk to the next room and then call you? Who does that?
EvilPotato 15
5 how the **** could this FML possibly confuse you, alas the smart human are a dying race.
kbt13 0
"the smart human 'are' a dying race" indeed
EvilPotato 15
You confuse me, why did you empasize
EvilPotato 15
My bad accendentaly clicked send, damn iPhones, as I was about to say was, why did you emphasize the 'are' in my statement.
mk58 31
I believe 44 was pointing out that the use of "are" was incorrect in your statement. It's supposed to be "is" since "the smart human" is singular.
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
He meant because the human needs to be plural to use are in the sentence. But I found it as ironic humor xD Edit: well 63, this is awkward.... I did not see your post xD
Phyre24 17
Ouch, he's a cowardly ass.
ohmandapants 17
I hope you firmly planted your foot up his ass afterwards.
Dandeska 7
Hope karma gets dickheads like these u know? Strike them with lightning or smth
ohmandapants 17
I don't think OP should wait around for karma.
SandiRainbowFish 20
I think OP should take it upon herself to be sure that "karma" gets him back...in the form of her boot up his ass.
baseballplaya5 7
That's usually when you punch him in the face
desireev 18
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I would have made him eat the ******* cell phone for doin that!!! That's pussy shit!! FYL
MikeDa1Da 14
That's pretty hot ;)
aceman1992 9
9- Are you ******* crazy? You sound insane.
CoolRainbowdash 15
You sound nice
Buttsexpirate 9
"I know baby, but my unwillingness to face you shows how uncommitted I was. Now if you please, go out the window to your left. I don't want my roommate to find out you were here."
missamazinggg 12
"but please try not to make the car alarm go off"
Minecraftering 5
Oh, and can we have some buttsecks first? C-c-c-combo breaker!
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Wait, im confused.. Was this before or after he cried in the fetal position OP?
Icecream93 4
Was this the guy she met at the pool while wearing a seethrough swimsuit?
SandiRainbowFish 20
Or maybe he broke up with her because he was embarrassed that he spilled soup all over her.
mom2pen 4
Whose house were you at? Chase him out of there.