rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
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United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML
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confusedandnowsingle
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Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
rplovez
Canada
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Well that's a load of c-rap.
misspulkadot24 17
Classy. Is it really that hard to say it (NOT sing it) one on one? Seems like people are getting more and more juvenile.
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Comments (126)
lucy_hewitt15 6
Tough luck... You can do better!
gc327072 31
I'm gonna beatbox a reply: *BOOM-BA-BOOM* yea OP forget about that a-hole! *A-BOO-BA-DO* *imitates record scratching*
gc327072 31
Oh, someone gave me a -1 vote? Allow me to even that out! ;)
Crlnprz 11
#8 im gonna thumb u down just to tr0ll
gc327072 31
Lol go ahead, I seem to attract the bad thumbs. -_-
Boygenius50 8
YOU'RE GETTING THUMBED DOWN BECAUSE YOU'RE COMMENTING ABOUT GETTING THUMBED DOWN.
atitud3 12
His break up is just as classy as the guy who broke up with his girlfriend over a game of Draw Something.
Awsumuzzie 12
Everyone on this thread, besides the OP of the thread, is getting thumbed down. This is a cursed comment.
mintcar 10
What an asshole, he could have at least sang it in a cappella.
habest 2
This dude wrote her a song! Can't get better than that!
SamanthaCassieL 10
I hope it was good. If not, that's an even bigger slap in the face. Sorry for your luck OP
misspulkadot24 17
Classy. Is it really that hard to say it (NOT sing it) one on one? Seems like people are getting more and more juvenile.
d_unsub 12
And i thought that all the girls wanted a song dedicated to them
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Or, you know, do it in person if it isn't long distance.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Thats what ya get when the world revolves on Facebook and texting.
A7XCamaro 19
Well in all fairness rapping isn't singing.
gc327072 31
Uh oh, here comes the whole "is rapping singing?" debate. Brb, goin get popcorn.
IcedJesus 5
What a doushe , you can do better.
gc327072 31
Really? He sounds like a fine gentleman.
ruabadfishtoo 0
What is this 'doushe' you speak of? Sounds like an exquisite cheese.
Psych101 9
Urban Dictionary definition of doushe- The wrong way to spell DOUCHE. Commonly used by immature kids trying to sound cool in online fights.
KiddNYC1O 22
Haha. I love Urban Dictionary.
Voldy_fml 16
24: Your comments are pretty damn stupid and you suck at sarcasm. Just saying, so that you'd stop embarrassing yourself.
Dinger1992 3
If he raps in the breakup he's probably not even worth your time.
awsetdvcshjkgss 1
He is probably a d-d-d-douchebag
Shadomasta 5
74 tricked me.....I definitely was getting ready to duel.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
*sadly puts away her Yu-gi-oh cards*
pokefan813 16
*takes out pokeball* .... Well? Someone walk in front of me or this won't work!
CantBeatMe2007 5
Swiss rapper? Interesting....
dirton89 7
If he has to rap ANYTHING to you....makes him not worth it in the first place....take that as a blessing
DocBastard 40
Well that's a load of c-rap.
Zaros_fml 24
I'm surprised, Doc. This was a bad pun moment for you.
SCUBA_Diiver 3
No, it was actually pretty good.
PeopleRideDoc 0
Another example of my name... If any one else would've posted this they would've gotten a frenzy of down votes. People who thumbed it up please explain how it was funny. C-rap how is that funny?
slapsface 10
I love the comment well that was a load of c-rap please respond. From slapsface
pokefan813 16
79 - I don't think that's how it works...
soulebelius 17
I agree with 40. You guys can stop nut hugging now.
M3LAKNEE 3
Flip him off, kick him to the curb and move on! Clearly not worth your time OP if he can't say it in real words to your face.
EMTchic 14
How does one flick someone off over a voicemail ??? I would like to know .
M3LAKNEE 3
I said flip.. Not flick for one. And for two I meant whenever she sees him.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Flicking someone off is the same thing as flipping someone off.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Unless you're a bug.
irokyoursox 6
I think OP's boyfriend already kicked HER to the curb
trippypictures 4
If he didn't call you a bitch or a hoe and didn't say anything about smoking weed and getting drunk or money then maybe he can help this generation of rappers.
ellytoad 13
Why are people using proposal methods to dump their partners? It's like a really bad joke, an extra kick in the face.
migi428 5
I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one, but I don't understand what your comment is referring to in this FML.
EMTchic 14
He is saying that he considers rapping to a girl as a way to propose, rather than break up . Which is just as horrible if you ask me . . .
khildebrand2294 9
Wow... What a dick and a loser! U so deserve better!