Today, my boyfriend told me that if he was to break up with me, he would do it in a crowded location so I couldn't start to cry or make a scene. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and filmed it, because it would "be a big hit on YouTube." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
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Top comments
ken328 0
Cry more in crowded places
drawing_a_blank 0
Break up with him first.
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Comments (75)
JERZBornNRaised 7
at least hes honest, id much rather be straight up with a girl, personally id break up in person like alone so i dont embarrass her, and its showin more respect and balls if you do it face to face alone, rather than do it in front of a bunch of people, shed feel like shit
joshsgirlfriendd 0
Yeah, I told my boyfriend the same thing. I tried to do dump him in his house but he started crying loudly so I told him I'd stay. I'm thinking the super bowl is a great location.
erika622 0
I would make a scene just to embarrass him now that u know that
Aya_chan 0
If he does, make a massive scene anyway.
taniiaroman 0
Well then he would be the loser for leaving u like that
tbonea1990 0
he's smart
redrovaa 0
Breaking up in public? Oh, that doesn't show people how much of a douche he is. Not at all.
swiftphoenix 11
Actually breaking up in public would kind of give you the advantage. You can show everyone how big of an ass he really is for doing something like that.
sapphireflames11 0
Don't worry, this is a totally normal thing in Africa!
AnonymousJLi 0
that happend to my friend