Today, my boyfriend told me that if he was to break up with me, he would do it in a crowded location so I couldn't start to cry or make a scene. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and filmed it, because it would "be a big hit on YouTube." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
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Top comments
ken328 0
Cry more in crowded places
drawing_a_blank 0
Break up with him first.
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Comments (75)
pooper19 3
smart man he should put it in your ass one more time though
hairt 4
I love your pic ;)
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
Smart man indeed, reminds me off the time me and samuel l jackson went on a double date. the girl started crying and he slammed her head into the table and killed her. true story
KingDingALing 9
That reminds me of another funny story. I got high with Wee Man from Jackass and we thought of something funny to do. We put on the KKK outfit and walked around the mall yelling "Black power!" True story.
beelo44 0
guilty of both
ken328 0
Cry more in crowded places
drawing_a_blank 0
Break up with him first.
22cute 17
Really! Why are you going out with someone who so disrespects your feelings?? Lose him!
JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0
Smart of him. :)
welandedonthemoo 5
I'd that does happen. as soon as he breaks up with u. yell really loud. "stop touching me u pervert, or yell rape" that get peoples attention
Paramorefan2 1
Yes you could. You could cry and have other people turn against him. >=) Just a thought...
mintcar 10
Let's hope he was kidding. So many asshole boyfriends on FML.
urdxzgurh 0
wow ur profile pic is awesome
637R4YP3D 5
You deserved it. I'm sensing a history of psychotic episodes on your part. Otherwise, your boyfriend would not feel the need to break up with you in a public place.
Anon9002 0
Indeed, I believe most well inform guys would know that's a psycho girlfriend counter-measure. I don't think there's a reason for a guy to break up in public places unless the girlfriend is a psycho. OP, if you're a psycho, YDI; Else, dump that paranoid/crazy boyfriend of yours first.
22cute 17
Or...if he had any feelings for her he would be more compassionate. I'm sensing a boy who's only in it for the sex & is not decent enough to maintain a real relationship. DUH
perdix 31
That's a common tactic. You ought to wear a bomb belt and tell your boyfriend you'll detonate it if he breaks up with you. That's the way to keep a fella.
theFMLiest1ofThe 0
right? look, if he's gonna break up with you, who cares how he does it? eff him and move on. no point worrying about how your dick boyfriend is going to hypothetically break up with you
Judus_beej 0
I come for the fmls I stay for the comments lol
AlexBuda 0
No one likes crybabies, and I appluad your boyfriend for his forethought.
AlexBuda 0
I know I already posted but I just wanted to say( and please don't cry) that if your boyfriend already has the breakup planned your relationship is probably going to fail.
klutzycleo 5
Agreed, Alex. And and and... why the heck would you tell your current girlfriend/boyfriend that anyways?? I'd be pissed :/
hairt 4
I think ydi? he thought this way maybe coz you're a drama queen? just sayin
ImaginaryFoe 1
Agreed. OP must have a history of crying in every argument. It's not very smart of him though since it would be giving the drama queen a bigger audience. Anyway, he's a jerk. Leave him now, OP, so neither of you have to worry about the logistics.