Today, my boyfriend told me that if he was to break up with me, he would do it in a crowded location so I couldn't start to cry or make a scene. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and filmed it, because it would "be a big hit on YouTube." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
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Top comments
ken328 0
Cry more in crowded places
drawing_a_blank 0
Break up with him first.
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Comments (75)
co0ki3monster 1
Woah, that's actuallly a pretty smart idea. hahaha
Miserybiz 0
make a scene anyway. I would hah
allichap2012 0
this FML would've been much funnier had it need with "and tomorrow were going to the water park"
shadowraven15 0
lose the guy
newburton13 26
Does he really think witnesses are going to help?
iTsBristers 0
Damn... That hurt through my phone!!
Drock44 2
I would do the same thing.
CosMicShelle 5
That's when you say, "Honey, that's where I WILL make a scene."
elizacandle 29
If he does you should make an extra big scene.
Tressa1982 18
Well now you know exactly what to do when he does!