Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML
Today, I tried to take off my girlfriend's bra. When I finally unhooked it, it snapped back and hit me in the eye. FML
Defeated
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
Gotcha
Today, my girlfriend dared me to put on her bra and panties and give her a lap dance. Feeling spontaneous, I decided to do it. Just as I was getting really into it, she told me I was on webcam for all her friends. Apparently it was a contest of who had their boyfriend the most whipped. She won. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML
Slick move
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
Intimate moment ruined
Today, my incredibly self-conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me, and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Snap!
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
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weepingangel_fml 7
At least you got a girl with a sense of humor?
MikeMikeTheAzn 3
Yeah, undoing bras are hard bro :(
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MikeMikeTheAzn 3
Yeah, undoing bras are hard bro :(
oXali 0
Umadbro?
FirstTigerHobbes 13
1- but you know what else is hard.... His concentration!
6joe9 0
**** slap her.
theten_fml 9
Should of hummed eye of the tiger for a little self motivation. *hmm!!!...hmm.hmm.hmm...hmm.hmm.hmm......hmmmm.hmmm.HMMMMMMM!!!*
Jakesterk96 8
Doesn't matter, had sex.
FFPulley 9
Undoing bras is not hard. It's actually pretty easy. I've perfected the one handed move pretty well.
BrickWalls 2
AND We have a winner your prize? Well look in front of you :D!
KRS_13 0
At least she has humor:) or she was getting impatient with you..
lelelia28 0
No!!!
MSvictoria 0
If you do it enuf you shud be a pro ;)
farnsworth 3
It's ok I almost had the Same problem this one time I saved the world from rampaging robots
CountryAddict77 8
It's just beginners experience, gotta learn somehow
attaboy368 20
my first thought was humor too!
FurryRocks 10
I'm only thirteen and am a pro at that
tmaq973 7
Hey mr. Pedophile, your account says your 19... What's happening here? >;O
BeachBoi_Alex 7
Seriously bras are relatively easy to do, it shouldnt enough of an issue that it ruins the moment. But I guess some dudes more than others mite get really nervous and lose the plot. Anyway, grow some balls.
Akai_fml 4
I find it funny that all the "bras are simple" are being massively downvoted and "bras are haaaaaard" are being upvoted. Seriously, turn a girl around, look at how the clasp works, pay attention while you undo it, and you've taken 20 seconds to learn a skill you'll use your whole life. Worry about getting fancy later!
Skywalkaz 0
Doesn't matter had sex.
JoSEaViLA 0
Hell ya it is the 1st time i undid my gf bra i took me about a min n she got irritated cuz i couldnt get it off till i finaly did now ima pro just 5 undos latet
Krysk_fml 0
LOL best futurama reference ever xD
The_Tool1 13
Hey furryRocks, go to hell.
TheKeatonator 5
Epic Fail Man.
184886837272837 32
The trick is pinching the clasp with your thumb and forefinger and it pops right off ;)
georgey123 3
Hahaha you must be a boy!
raphanne_fml 33
Wow, perspicacious, aren't we?
FirstTigerHobbes 13
And you must be the smartest person here! *Gives 2 a cookie*
bizarre_ftw 22
Joeshmoe's a guy?! You think?!!!
raphanne_fml 33
#17 No, but we can all identify OP's gender just fine. *Takes cookie and EATS it*
FirstTigerHobbes 13
39- I think everyone can, except for, well not gonna point any virtual fingers.... *cough* #2 *cough* *shuffles around for another cookie*
farnsworth 3
I want cookie :(
wholikesbacon 9
No s*** Sherlock
neal001 0
Wow epic fail.
FirstTigerHobbes 13
97- farnsworth, your blood pressure is high enough
mark5723 0
2, I accidentally gave you a thumbs up, please don't take it as a supportive gesture to your retarded comment
georgey123 3
Hahaha I like cookies, it be funny if he was a gurl hehehe
attaboy368 20
me too!
ShakeMeDown 12
Maybe shit.
DynamicDave 11
Where'd you park your squad car, detective?
RedPillSucks 33
I want a cookie... Ahhh! Sonofoa!!!! They're all gone
kristena103 14
#97 I always read ur comments as like ur saying it like ur old lol I can't stop it just comes to me! Lol
blackstar994 5
Hey! The next cookie he finds is MINE! I'll fight you to the death for it! Then I'll split it with everyone.
AwesomeFMLs 0
No
AwesomeFMLs 0
Really I never thought of that note my sarcasm
gurly98 13
NO SHIT ******* SHERLOCK
sydharks 0
WTF? Him being a girl wouldn't be funny! Do u even care about how homosexual people feel? How old are you, 10?
Nilorak 24
Hahaha you must be stupid.
weepingangel_fml 7
At least you got a girl with a sense of humor?
chaoticxxxmess 3
I do that sometimes. But not during that >.>
euamo 0
I agree
Climaxx 11
Exactly! She could of bitched and moaned but she didn't (: She's a keeper, OP.
xShannonxSammyx 7
3- I love your username. DW FTW.
Kyuubi1589 1
Your girlfriend is awesome.
heyhihello95 12
Well that's what you get for taking to long
chane1100 6
Your what is known in America as a ****.:)
daminantion 14
America is not a country, nor is "understanding that" a proper form of knowing grammatical correction. All three of the above posters failed Grade 4 Linguistics.
chane1100 6
Last time i check The United States of America ( America for short ) is in fact, a country.
desireev 18
150- What part of TheIslands comment was incorrect? I found no error in it whatsoever.. The way you said it would be "...to dense to 'understanding that'...." Now that doesn't make sense..
niquenique_ 7
150 is trolling himself. Dumb ass.
krnpanda 2
It's not rocket science
MissusDolly 12
Many would disagree. Especially with the many ways that bras can be clipped: A single clip, double clip, front clip, or no clip. It can be very complicated sometimes.
sadistmonkey 19
It's still not rocket science. You can use the internet to look up how to undo a bra. You can't just learn rocket science on the internet in a day.
ssnowywinter 0
If you need to use the Internet to figure put how to unclip a bra there is a problem.
JZ_156 0
Indeed.
skoob 4
No, it's rock-it science ehh? No, that was just...
Keebz_02 0
Houston, we have a problem.
DynamicDave 11
They're really not that difficult unless you're a slow learner or you recently suffered severe head trauma.
RedPillSucks 33
Well, If you're doing it in the dark, trying to reach behind her back, it may be a bit of a challenge. Especially if it's your first time. I always troll the internet looking for how to undo my next ex-girls bra-strap. Doesn't everybody?
ch3s 4
Rocket science isn't that hard... It's just some math, chemistry, and common sense. Oh and did I mention the PRETTY PICTURES?!? Okay so it's really model rockets + college math, but you get the idea
pinkelephantz 2
I'm tootally gunna pull that on my boyfriend now x) ur girlfriend rocks.
KiddNYC1O 22
Your boyfriend wears a bra? =P
JoSEaViLA 0
Nooo dumbass wen her bf is undoing her bra shes gunna do that to him -_-'
zombicidal 11
that's a lot of pressure hopefully you didn't get buzzed
boredblonde 17
You sir, are an epic fail.
xSonic 9
Shut up
bse2342 1
You would know an epic fail wouldn't you?
smurfsarwales 9
One does not simply Tell a magical unicorn to shut up
xSonic 9
102, shut up
wholikesbacon 9
You sir, should shut the hell up
AntiBody32123 5
Takes one to know one.
AntiBody32123 5
Takes one to know one...
chitown23 4
I mean come on they are not that hard to do guys come on and quit complaining
baseballplaya5 7
Did you at least get some?