Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
Today my boyfriend told me that dirty talk with me was like potty training a puppy. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
Today, my husband told me I was lucky to have someone who would love me no matter what my vagina smelled like. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML
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mattc1213 12
Who knows these days!
StickyPickles 33
A dog's mouth is full of bacteria just like any other damp wet space. . Google it
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Comments (122)
anaheimangels40 11
A DOGS MOUTH IS SUPPOSE TO BE CLEANER THAN US...
Lars93 18
he's showing passive aggressive behavior.
EarlFug 19
But is your mouth cleaner than a giraffe's ******? I'm confused, this might require a spreadsheet.
cr500guy 11
as long as it doesn't have teeth it's a complement
SookyLala 13
i dont know the tone in which he said it, but the usual thought is that a dogs mouth is really clean (im pretty sure it isnt, but thats the widely accepted thought) i would probably take it as a compliment, although, a little weird.
lucyjm 10
Actually a dogs mouth is cleaner than a humans so...? So unless he's an idiot it's a compliment
SookyLala 13
people arent sure because it actually isnt true...
ohkay12 11
I heard that the bacteria in dogs mouths don't affect humans, so technically it is cleaner than a human mouth. (To people that is)
uchua 16
I've seen dogs literally eat shit. So I'm guessing it's not a compliment...
more4me 27
Take it as a compliment !
bubbsorcuz 10
a dogs mouth is cleaner than a human. I believe it is like 99.8 percent bacteria free.