Today, while at work, I mustered up the courage to talk to a cute girl. I asked her name, to which I replied with mine and that it was nice to meet her. She followed up with a dirty look and the fact she hates anyone with my name. FML
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arano 29
Hey guys, OP here. Just wanted to clarify a couple of things: My name is "Mike," hence the name I used. I didn't call her any names or say anything witty back. I was honestly too dumbfounded by her saying that to me to think of anything, so I just walked away. Your comments are ******* hilarious though. They made me feel much better about the situation. Also I don't wear a name tag so when I introduced myself I couldn't really take it back. I like my name though, so she can shove it. (:
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jakers8424 18
Is your name Hitler?
imnotslick 18
you could've covered it and said it was your middle name you've always gone by, then you can come up with a really sick new name for yourself. like Sergio. I think shrek is the real winner though.
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Comments (106)
cat4651 15
Jeeze..what's your name??
seninaa 27
His name is probably Mike
cat4651 15
Ah, looking closely would help.
Creed_Aprooved 12
Shwurtits
JMichael 26
Mike didn't wash his hands.
kangx1 28
Someone's not a fan of Magic Mike
jakers8424 18
Is your name Hitler?
hahatofunny 20
I believe it's mike
Ichiya 29
Could be Kaitlin ( pronounced cat lin) because I know I hate parents who name their sons that.
danimal_crackerz 26
Or Mao
Diarrhea_Volcano 29
Call me Caitlyn
jezka374 15
I'd reply with well "I hate stereotypical bitches like you"
quickit 24
I guess she's not a fan of the movie, "Like Mike"
MrSassypants 34
Or maybe she prefers the Ike in Mike & Ike.
Morning_fml 22
Yeah word, if your looks are a 9 but your personality is a 3, you're a 3.
arano 29
63, that would make perfect sense if she had actually known anything about my personality.
llamingo 8
He is talking about the girl I think. She might be cute but has a bad personality
TheKingOfHearts 19
lol so sorry your name is Dick and Richard FYL
nataliewby 25
What? OP's username clearly states his name is Mike. How you got Dick/Richard is beyond me
appletreee 30
Looks like she's not worth your time, OP.
imnotslick 18
you could've covered it and said it was your middle name you've always gone by, then you can come up with a really sick new name for yourself. like Sergio. I think shrek is the real winner though.
Bibblejomin 18
Shrek is Love.
Solano2580 24
Oh yes, because he can do that now after the conversation had already ended. -_-
MrSassypants 34
#53 that's why #7 said "could've" meaning OP can no longer do it but would have been a good solution.
Sydni_1022 8
I feel bad for people that think like you.
I_Bite 22
So start a friendship or potential relationship on a lie, with someone who won't give you a chance because of a name? I do love Shrek though.
imnotslick 18
and i feel bad that you're an asshole :)
llama_monicz 21
Basic bitch
beeferjay 34
not all the cute ones have great intellectual capacity...
ThatHorse 15
Why are you limiting it to the cute ones? Do you think other humans with different appearances have different levels of intelligence? Sorry but just humans in general can either be smart, stupid, or somewhere inbetween.
Indianboy9321 25
Looks like you're just stupid, not smart or in between. Not every comment on here is trying to incite hatred or ignite flame wars.
hkhan24 23
Sounds like an amazing person. I would not bother interacting with her again. I However if you are still interested in befriending her you can tell her that maybe you can change her perception of the name.
Mynamewontfi 40
Should've left your last name out of it. Not everyone can appreciate Mike Hunt.
Ichiya 29
But she might have liked his brother Yoric Hunt...
daemonsparta 16
17 nobody likes yoric.. his cousin mai dong however. ...