Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
Today my boyfriend told me that dirty talk with me was like potty training a puppy. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
Today, my husband told me I was lucky to have someone who would love me no matter what my vagina smelled like. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML
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mattc1213 12
Who knows these days!
StickyPickles 33
A dog's mouth is full of bacteria just like any other damp wet space. . Google it
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Comments (122)
Amranih 20
probably used to use his dog's mouth
bonniebeth490 3
Dogs have really clean mouths and tongue so I'd say it was a complement
EyRaB 17
it's a backhanded compliment.
lvg_fml 10
Ask him. Communication is the key to a successful relationship and to prevent misunderstandings
LadyLuck93 20
Awkward as ****...
Kaalschneid 21
dog mouths are suppose to have less bacteria than humans have. therefore, cleaner. yes, dogs eat shit, and grass, and their breath smells awful. OP's boyfriend may have meant well because, around my parts, it's commonly known that dogs are supposed to have cleaner mouths than humans. Take it as an obscure compliment OP. especially if he goes down on you.
sirrubberduckie 37
Nope, that's a myth. Look it up.
ArcheryArtist 20
Who clicked you deserved it?! How could she deserve this?! "You deserved it for having a clean ******?" XD
Damarcus 22
That is indeed a good thing. Dogs have very clean mouths.
sirrubberduckie 37
No. That's a myth. Look it up.
smokecloud_ 37
How many times are you going to reply with the same comment?
shadowdragon0820 20
As many times as it takes until you people understand things other people tell you.
Ladisa 28
Because your ******, too, likes a good bone.
SookyLala 13
haa. that gave me a bit of a chuckle
brycemash 9
Does he put mouthwash in ur ******?