Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
Today my boyfriend told me that dirty talk with me was like potty training a puppy. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
Today, my husband told me I was lucky to have someone who would love me no matter what my vagina smelled like. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML
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Top comments
mattc1213 12
Who knows these days!
StickyPickles 33
A dog's mouth is full of bacteria just like any other damp wet space. . Google it
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Comments (122)
Creed_Aprooved 12
he is saying it likes bones in its mouth
AkBunny907 18
So your ****** may or may not have dog breath..I'd get that checked out!
jtfrisch 22
I mean vaginas are probably equally dirty
fashionbug9880 22
Vaginas are actually quite clean. They clean themselves just like eyes, but are quite sensitive to things that may throw off their pH balance.
oliv34 11
you must be gay :D
wickedhyype 17
Well, depending his knowledge of animal biology, it could be a compliment or an insult
samuelreza 9
dog's mouths naturally contain antiseptic so if your boyfriend possesses intelligence it's a compliment. otherwise fyl op
sirrubberduckie 37
No, they don't. That's a myth.
Mynamewontfi 40
Some dogs eat shit and their own puke, does your ****** do that too? If so, you probably have to get that checked out.
buddy560 10
A dogs mouth is actually one of the cleanest on this planet, alot cleaner than our mouths.
sirrubberduckie 37
False. That's a myth.
bigred6693 12
Seriously wondering why you took the time to correct everyone on this...
fakedsincerity 32
I was thinking the same #68. Especially when you have to wait for the anti-flood filter inbetween comments. Must have taken ages to correct everyone and then have no one care.
sirrubberduckie 37
I didn't have to wait at all. I'm not sure what you're referring to. Perhaps it's different since I'm using the app. And to your point, I decided if everyone else was going to say stupid things that were wrong, over and over, I'd say stupid things that were right, over and over.
Rebles 15
I for one applaud his commitment. As it seems that many people are quite mistaken and this long disproven urban myth just keeps getting retold again and again. Godspeed you, good sir.
OrganicSistah 17
I hope it doesn't smell like a dog's mouth.
WOTAN1488 24
They're usually pretty clean, unless they've been eating other dog's shit...or any other shit for that matter.
Silverfeathery 21
Well, a dogs mouth is supposedly cleaner than a humans.
Abhimanyu 14
No, that's a myth. Google it.