Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
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SwampNut 8
Hold the cheese!
ballerboy20 8
ask him if he wants a snack
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Comments (217)
boydeee01 7
LMAO
boydeee01 7
I like ham too :)
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
Ham? Really?
moop256 10
Ham and tuna ;)
kjcookie10 9
At least he didn't say it looks like a blue waffle.
Yodaevil 4
Guess that's an accurate description. As long as its not "ham barbecue time"! I gave a polish kielbasa... All about the meats!
iamyourgod 3
Im guessing the OP must have a really flappy ****** for it to remind her boyfriend of sliced ham.
The_Troller 14
Ham wallet?
desireev 18
72.. Nobody said sliced ham.. Just ham.. Only ham.. Not sliced.. Not chopped.. Not ham steak.. Not mashed ham.. Just ham.. :)
iamyourgod 3
139 - I don't see how else a ****** could possibly remind him of ham... Unless it was honey glazed or something.
akito11 5
Woah, you seem to know the specifics, did your bf say the same to you??
SwampNut 8
Hold the cheese!
ant1078 7
Salty
Souners 3
At least you know what to do next time he asks you to make him a ham sammich.
22jrdn55 15
Perfect sandwich recipe: Buns, a wiener fitted in ham. Add Ketchup, mayonnaise, cheese and lettuce (optional). enjoy :D
neal001 0
Awww how tasty you are
shannonreneee 11
There are worse things then ham that your ****** could remind him of...
WaSiSimiLang 8
Boy he sure hams it up doesn't he? Ba dum tsh!
Troll_spray 6
That means OP has a pink _____! Go ahead and fill it in lol
The_Troller 14
37- Too far.
lebronesque73091 12
Lucky you ;)
kyarush 10
Ham is good(:
iluvhobos 5
Like the girl whose boyfriend said her ****** looked like a man in a hat, but it's okay though, because he said it was a nice hat?
elbia21 5
Ham?! That's freaking awesome! Where can I find a ham that looks like a ******?! Cuz the ones I get never look like that :'(
changesinme 0
You sure did a banging job seasoning that ham of yours
cfalen 0
Chipped ham
staythirsty 2
Lol 48- I love the creepy Katie Holmes person in the background of your picture.
AlaskanEskimo34 0
All i got outta this is that he ***** ham
melbournearsenal 18
The comments above me are both stupid
ninjuh_wingman 29
Thats some weird lookig ham.
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
Looking*
TheMaster15 10
57- its funny when you grammar nazi, because of your picture.
AlaskanEskimo34 0
All I'm getting is that he eats and ***** ham and vaginas. But I could be taking this a bit too literal.
Feedmyaddiction5 14
Does it smell like ham too?
AhhBrenid 8
Lets hope it doesn't.
asoke 8
That'll be awesome!
WaSiSimiLang 8
Mostly smells of fish? I don't want veggies on my fillet o fish please!
Enslaved 38
How do you feel about tartar sauce?
Somoajoe11 2
I was told "if it smells like cologne leave it alone, if it smells like fish have another dish." I'm not sure how that works with ham though.. Maybe if it smells like ham you better cram?
octopusxO 3
That's just gross...
charliemansonn 0
hahaha :)
SomeRussianGirl 3
Lmao my Boyfriend said my VaJayJay reminds him of Watermelon …
ChineseCookie 0
Fourth (:
LuxAeterna_fml 0
7 comes after 4.
benderbot19 0
Better than roast beef
Yodaevil 4
I'm thinking Arby's!
BeastManzero 0
Its the good mood food.
Fletchdads 9
Roast beef curtains
efemel94 7
Or a Yorkshire pudding
JacobWithaY 5
Wonder if he tries to use it as a radio?
chili10 18
188, that joke was terrible but it still made me laugh. :)
ballerboy20 8
ask him if he wants a snack
girl112891 7
He can eat you right up ;)
ICATiger 13
Ask him does he want some bacon