Today, my husband's high school friends got together tonight. Nothing more pathetic than listening to a bunch of losers reliving their glory days as high school seniors. I honestly thought I would have picked someone better than this. My husband fucking peaked at 17. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, my husband hooked up with his classmate in the school I talked him into going to. I helped him pass classes to get there. FML
Today, I was invited to my ten year high school reunion. I refuse to go because I’ll stick out like a sore thumb. All the girls I grew up with will be there with their husbands, while I’m a single loser who can’t get a man to save her life. FML
Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
Today, I wore my high school letterman jacket while I was out shopping. A man saw me and muttered to his wife about how sad it is some adults can't grow up and continue to wear their high school paraphernalia, constantly trying to relive their senior year. I am a senior. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
Today, I was having a dinner party. My guests were getting along really well. I mean, really well; it turns out they all went to the same high school. For the next five hours, I hosted a high school reunion for a school I didn't even go to, in my own home. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been messaging younger girls on Tinder and trying to meet up. I asked him why he would do such a thing when we have a healthy sex life. His response was ,“They’re just hotter, just like that senior football player you cheated on me with in sophomore year high school.” We’re 40 now. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
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1gullible_bugger 34
If that's how you think of the person you "love" and married, then he should leave you. He deserves better than you!
Hempseed 27
You clearly don't love him. So why the **** are you wasting both your time? If you're unhappy, get a divorce. Or be an adult and work through your bullshit.
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Comments (17)
1gullible_bugger 34
If that's how you think of the person you "love" and married, then he should leave you. He deserves better than you!
RichardPencil 32
I hope you played that Bruce Springsteen song on endless loop and sang along with "leaves you with nothing, mister, but boring stories of..."
Hempseed 27
You clearly don't love him. So why the **** are you wasting both your time? If you're unhappy, get a divorce. Or be an adult and work through your bullshit.
JillianJuneBug 39
Wow this is the pettiest thing I’ve ever heard somebody complain about
sisoladra 20
Wow.....harsh.
jbuckets_404 39
And you didn't know this about your husband before you got married because...???
Hangryko 32
He sure did peak at 17. He later married you.
Mungolikecandy 19
I am guessing he was a jock at school...that said it does not mean he peaked just that he lived a different life then ands nostalgia is not a bad thing.
Sinshine 28
It sounds like you peaked at birth.
sarkycow 25
**** me. Hopefully he didn't know you in HS because that will mean he gets to reminisce about a HAPPY time in his life. Usually I wouldn't go the "get a ******* divorce" route but it seems that anything he could\would do, for you and your marriage, still wouldn't be good enough for you. Anyway, what's so wonderful about you? **** YOUR HUSBAND'S LIFE, not yours.