WTF
United States
Today, I was rejected by a girl when she told me she is not ready to date. We met on a dating website. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
this guy
Alhambra, United States
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
Anonymous
Ona, United States
What should I do?
Today, I got rejected by a girl I was talking to. We had mutual feelings, and I waited a long time for her to be single again. We talked, made out, and now she has gotten into another relationship, acting like she doesn't like me anymore… but still wants to be friends? FML
Anonymous
Dating is hell
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
well okay then
Calgary, Canada
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Anonymous
You can't handle the truth!
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
just_friends
United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
whatdidido
Conover, United States
That's the rule
Today, I was messaging a girl on a dating app. Things were going well so I thought I'd ask her to meet. She had listed hiking as an interest 3 times on her profile so I suggested we meet at a state park. She told me she doesn't hike on a first meet and blocked me. FML
Aintnosunshine
France
Today, I attended a speed dating evening. After 7 minutes, the girl told me she wasn't interested. I asked her at what point of the conversation she had made up her mind, she answered: "When you said 'Hello'. Goodbye". FML
Anonymous
Park City, United States
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
DeniedBoi
United States
Crushed
Today, the girl I’ve had a crush on for months told me she scored a Tinder date and she’s so excited to go out with him. Just last week, I worked up the courage to ask her to be my girlfriend and she told me she doesn’t want a relationship, and “doesn’t believe in love anymore.” FML
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Fortuitous 0
When she saw you, her face went zoosk, and then she realized you weren't a match, saw no hope for harmony, and found out you had no brain chemistry.
perdix 31
I feel for you. I got rejected with those exact same words, except she was a ***** and I had already paid upfront for our "date."
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Comments (109)
WTFKuro 0
Well they're all cliches, aren't they? It doesn't matter which one she chooses.
Thin_Ice_fml 0
Haha YDI for being a loner.
kaijapapaya 0
She's not ready to date YOU
neversayYES 0
oh wow . you must be embarrassed
Elixa 0
that's blows, well for your sake your hope you have a big dick.
Elixa 0
lol WTF ?! ok at omit that last comment! I meant, I hope you have a big dick at least!
FortMinor 0
lol how does having a huge dick relate to his FML?
perdix 31
I feel for you. I got rejected with those exact same words, except she was a ***** and I had already paid upfront for our "date."
Crephix 3
Refund?
NoMoreRainbows 0
You can't refund herpes.
pengiesully 0
what happens in vagus stays in vagus except harpies that stays with you
Fortuitous 0
Please tell me you spelled all of that wrong on purpose.
DocBastard 40
No, Fortuitous, sully the penguin is right. The nervous impulses that are initiated in the vagus nerve generally do stay in the vagus nerve until they are conveyed back to the central nervous system for processing. And the harpies are generally regarded to be vicious and cruel woman-headed birds, so of course they would continue hunting you until they caught you. It all makes perfect sense! How could you miss this?
Fortuitous 0
I have no idea! Forgive me; I'm on high alert today for spelling errors. Oh, and my God, that was brilliant. Well played, Doctor Bastard, well played indeed.
Schitzo2 0
That was hilarious.
neversayYES 0
I know right
ImaginaryFoe 1
DocBastard. Translating idiocy into brilliance since 2010.
KingDingALing 9
I had absolutely no idea about what #39 was talking about.
weirdo2013 0
hahaha
KiddNYC1O 22
Brilliant, Doc, brilliant.
13FTW 9
In a situation like this I would have to say "What's up Doc?"
DocBastard 40
...to which I would reply "military spending, inflation, oil prices, and my blood pressure."
andinho 0
20. Win
Elixa 0
yeah I always get my guys to pay upfront too!
lgs25 0
82 ur a *****?
Freeze_fml 17
Obviously.
amanduh172 2
I know about them harpies they are bitches
chrisauh 4
hiys fergot i **** spele rite mize IQ ez 7
lgs25 0
y is ur pic upside down
bonbon805 0
win
wowthatshorrible_fml 0
thts funny
DrAwesome 6
Wait but if she's on a but doesn't that mean but how would she *head explodes*
mattman1994 0
Crap we lost another one. Clean up on aisle 12!
RedPillSucks 33
LOL!!!!
Selena_is_back 7
you fugly then... jk lol
christinebaby 0
just like you sweety :)
NeonButterfliez 2
55 are you kidding me? 5 is gorgeous what are you talking about xD
Henryyy 0
I agreee
77taylah33 0
#5 is sooo pretty
barbie45_fml 0
yea buh shes a bytch&beauty is in the eye of the beholder(cliche buh true)
GigEm10 2
#92 that's what an ugly person would say and from a look at your picture well........
nerdsgetmehot 23
It's possible that she's telling the truth. Some people use dating sites just for casual hook-ups and whatnot. Don't be too discouraged!
debbiess 0
Good point NGMH :)
Fortuitous 0
When she saw you, her face went zoosk, and then she realized you weren't a match, saw no hope for harmony, and found out you had no brain chemistry.
BlackFlowersFall 0
Haaa
nycy 0
hah fortuitous that was a win
ssasjb01 0
awesome
brianjman14 23
That's a way of saying "I don't want to date you." You got rejected. It's part of life. Not an FML.
yeahyouare 0
just take a seat ginger
rckrgrl7 0
get over it dude.....you got rejected....
perdix 31
She must have flipped a coin and "It's not you, it's me" lost.