Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans because I'll be on my period, arguing that, "It wouldn't be a real holiday." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML
Annoying
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Big red flag
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
Top comments
iarefatal 9
Tell him to shut up and go buy you chocolate.
poemqueen 15
Wow, like you can choose that.
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Comments (213)
Lunasis 14
your boyfriend's a little special isn't he...
SuperDanielNL 23
Don't date morons, after a few serious dates things like this should become apparent.
onorexveritas 24
seems like he's the selfish one
VmX_fml 4
wot? he is scared of a little blood ?
agentWallflower 12
I say dump him and go get chocolate.
BellaFurfaro 12
If we had a choice as to when to get our period, HALLELUJAH!
pdp_fml 21
Your boyfriend didn't grow up with a sister, because if he did, he should know about that "time of the month".
crudeandrudeguy 29
Your boyfriend is totally right. Women always do inconsiderate crap like that. Get in the kitchen where you belong and make that poor guy a sandwich!!!!
brandeeeeee 4
Thats never stopped me I rip the tampons out with my teeth and get in there just think of it as a little ketchup I love it :)
GarageDragon 22
Stellar guy you got there :/