Thankshun
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
SkinsCastSelection
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans because I'll be on my period, arguing that, "It wouldn't be a real holiday." FML
painedandpissed
Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
onething
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Anonymous
Brockton, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML
bluebird97
Annoying
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Anonymous
Den Haag, Netherlands
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
MandMandM
United States
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Ultimate ultimatum
Anaheim, United States
Big red flag
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
Top comments
iarefatal 9
Tell him to shut up and go buy you chocolate.
poemqueen 15
Wow, like you can choose that.
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Comments (213)
vbmg152 19
Send him to the store for tampons & chocolate, that'll shut him up! Lol!!
HungerGames95 13
What a twat
gracehi 33
Wrong. A twat would know better.
xXGIR6Xx 4
his probably really stressed and was hoping to get some release dont forget oral sex! lol
jem970 19
After that statement i doubt OP is going anywhere near him. This statement doesn't exactly say "now blow me instead!"
james9120 7
Anyone consider that he was just joking? Geez
MisterEx 28
Not trying to defend OP's bf here (god forbids disagreeing with the masses) but some girls put period as an excuse just like a headache and etc (no I am not talking from personal experience). So OP, let your bf write down the date you get your period plus minus couple days and fix his days off (no pun) off accordingly. Given that your relationship will last one more month.
tiarnatargaryen 23
What if she has an extremely irregular cycle? I, for one, would hate to have my boyfriend constantly checking up on my periods. "You can't be on your period, that was 25 days ago, you don't get it for three days." Having to plan your sex life for every encounter definitely puts a damper on it, making it feel more of a chore. And who cares if she uses it as an excuse? If she doesn't want to, for whatever reason, she doesn't. There is nothing (legal) you can do if your partner doesn't feel like it.
true14 4
That sucks.... Tell your boyfriend to deal with it....!
jamieliv 3
Make sure to use birth control with this guy as he obviously does not understand the basics of the human reproductive systems and I would have serious concerns if he were to be responsible for helping raise a child.
Hamz1989 13
You should put your boyfriend on a timeout from sex for his inconsiderate selfish behavior.
ZBaron 3
Some guys are dumb as shit when it comes to girls
culito_fml 10
Your boyfriend is as dumbass as they come