Thankshun
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
SkinsCastSelection
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans because I'll be on my period, arguing that, "It wouldn't be a real holiday." FML
painedandpissed
Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
onething
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Anonymous
Brockton, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML
bluebird97
Annoying
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Anonymous
Den Haag, Netherlands
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
MandMandM
United States
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Ultimate ultimatum
Anaheim, United States
Big red flag
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
Top comments
iarefatal 9
Tell him to shut up and go buy you chocolate.
poemqueen 15
Wow, like you can choose that.
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Comments (213)
ViviMage 40
Considering what my guy did to ME (which is an FML in itself, adventures with ostomy bags) he takes me as I come. Even on a period.
lec17 10
what do you he has sexy time with you on your period?
lec17 10
The last guy that told me that no sandwiches for a week !
ni0ve 9
u did it on purpose
acerima 11
You should dump him based upon the fact stupid people like that shouldn't breed.
mubisha 6
He's an Ass in the periodic table!
kawaiichick 9
Nothing like "crime scene sex" to shut the guy up then.
lowshadows 21
now that's just bad timing.
Makaze 12
Leave him
akiahara 14
Someone needs to hush up and earn his red wings.
WKER143 9
Ewwww
akiahara 14
Hey, if he's gonna complain, he should do something about it.
Momo_Moonlight 25
That sucks. I'm sorry OP. Is he always that stupid? If so, dump him.