Thankshun
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
SkinsCastSelection
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans because I'll be on my period, arguing that, "It wouldn't be a real holiday." FML
painedandpissed
Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
onething
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Anonymous
Brockton, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML
bluebird97
Annoying
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Anonymous
Den Haag, Netherlands
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
MandMandM
United States
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Ultimate ultimatum
Anaheim, United States
Big red flag
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
Top comments
iarefatal 9
Tell him to shut up and go buy you chocolate.
poemqueen 15
Wow, like you can choose that.
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Comments (213)
DrownedMyFish 18
Why would you choose to go through constant pain and vaginal bleeding? Only if it was possible to turn it on and off when you wanted.
WKER143 9
Tell him he's selfish for choosing to have the day off on the day you started you period XD ha ha HA!
vbmg152 19
Great answer!!!
WKER143 9
Thanks =]
p36288 17
I think he just say this to express his dispointment, rather than blame you. Why not make both you two happy without the sexual thing, as seeing a movie and so on.
DrownedMyFish 18
What are you talking about? He did blame her. He said she chose to have her period that day. How many girls do you know that choose the day they get their period?
missababgaga 19
Just do the deed in the shower together. Problem solved.
lashes_to_ashes 14
Guess he never took biology. What an idiot. Do you really want to procreate with that??
whY402Jay 12
Purposely give him blue balls.
xmaximusx 12
Ya whats wrong with u lady geeeese
amDes 11
I haven't had my period since I took the depo-provera shot 3 months ago. My boyfriend is pretty happy since I make sexy time happen whether or not aunt flow decides to show up. I do find some of the best sex I ever had was while I was on my period.
toooldforthis 19
Finally! Someone else that enjoys period sex!
jem970 19
You are so lucky :( I just took the depo shot in January and I have been bleeding for almost 3 weeks straight while my body adjusts (talked to my Gyno, totally normal) it sucks sooo bad!
crammer1 6
I took it once and had a period for six months straight. Never again!
Snowcones 14
He doesn't understand the pain for being a girl. He is also an idiot.
spliit_fml 8
He's an idiot we can't control when our periods come. If you want someone who thinks like that then good luck!