Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time, the one day my period came early. He thought it was a sign from God and thinks we're going to hell. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Top comments
aliaskis 3
At least he isn't making her feel disgusting for having a bodily function that she can't even control. Minus his creepy name for it, the fact that he can embrace something about her that most girls are ashamed of just shows that he has a more open mind. Besides, it could just be considered extra lube. As long as he isn't wanting to go down on her then. That would weird me out.
xXBlAcKxWiDoWXx 0
So, whats's the big deal?
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stewpididiot 11
can we say"Sick Puppy ???
jewban 3
I think your boyfriend is Edward Cullen
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Yucky!
kellanlvr 1
sick puppy :D
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
#5 but that would make him gay. he must be playing to much cod. this reminds me of onetimr after an intense cod sesh my wife made a noise behinde and I tried to knife her.
flirtyfaery 7
Or he could be really adventurous and take his clothes off for sex.
Zmeilerr 22
It's still quite possible.
aliaskis 3
Why would there be blood on his clothes? Do you often have sex while clothed? I tend to find that being nekkid works better. And in this situation, I assume the shower would be the best location to pursue "victory."
Zmeilerr 22
Alright, I admit my logic was a little messed up (Sorry it's 3AM here) but I still don't get why he would want to have sex with a girl on her period. Girls have mood swings, and experience pain. Add sex and a little bit of blood and I'd say you've got a pretty bad combination.
aliaskis 3
Actually having sex while on your period can help with cramps. He gets to have his fantasy, she gets to have less pain. Shower sex can be uncomfortable, so laying Don a towel would be a good way to be conscious of the sheets while still having fun. Also, I can't see what I'm typing so I hope it's legible.
aliaskis 3
down*
yummyhound 0
I though blood and sex were usually a pretty good combo...add some chocolate and dayum. lol :)
MRiKiCCS 0
lol^ ballistic knife or throwing knife? :)
mfmylifesrsly 30
agreed 5 I decided whenever a vampire is about to eat me and I happen to be menstruating I'll be like "Wait! I'm on my period!" ... pleasure for both!! :D
EquallyRacist 0
Can we say "shower = won't notice"?
6969awesome 0
cod 6 and 7 suck cod4 FTW!
6969awesome 0
by the way I was replying to #35
MRiKiCCS 0
cod 4 is the best of all time no doubt. 5 was -_- 6 was -___- and 7 is OKAY in my book lol.
MRiKiCCS 0
4= best 5,6= -___--____- 7= okay in my book lol
MRiKiCCS 0
wow i would write that twice. first time my comment didnt go threw hadd to type it again.
SwayofEntropy 0
Sad thing is, one of my friends calls it earning your "red wings" and actually sounds proud of such a feat.
Battledog5006 0
I'm with u bro cod4 all the way I'm actually playing it now lol
deannoz 0
Jewbans FTW:)
labratory5 0
36 your kinky
mamamiaaa_fml 12
uh huh. interesting. well. have sex all over the house and then invite someone you want to prank it'll look like someone was murdered!!! omg yay maybe I should it. or not.
xlossofmex 0
60- it's really not that gross unless they have a really heavy flow. Do it in the shower and you don't even notice. Or put a towel down and don't look down. Im told that it doesn't feel any different. Or you can wear a condom. I don't know about any of you but sometimes I don't want to wait four days for some fun.
sirdolittle 0
The problem is not about 'gross/not gross', I'done it and it's not a big thing ! Just, don't do it with your mouth, I think that would be bad !!! No, the point here is: this guy WANTS to do ESPECIALLY this, and even got a name for it ! I mean, COME ON !!
hkburns 0
I think the funny thing is that while this FML is rather feminine, the guys immediately start talking about "call of duty"....
CitrusGirl 0
I agree with 41. Activision basically shit out every Call of Duty game after 4.
MRiKiCCS 0
HMU up on xbox MR iKiCCS
Pawned71 0
all of the people that are saying which CoD is better keep in mind that there many ppl with no games like that my case: Parents wont cooperate when i HAVE THE MONEY I SAVED UP.
tree07 1
agreed u r so right
jewban 3
FOR PEOPLE WHO DONT KNOW WHAT JEWBAN IS: no it doesnt not mean jew ban like ban all jews!! it means a jewish cuban lol
ledgehanger 0
Isn't it funny that people are talking about cod and women smell like fish on their period
kodianne 0
my friend says hes earning his red wings.. he has 3 sets so far equaling 15 girls. He likes it to the point hes getting a tatt of 3 sets of red wings..as long as your both comfortable its not that bad! :)
haidagirl2009 4
I thought red wings was eating a girl out when she's on her period...
haidagirl2009 4
that was in reply to 60
Lelah 0
Ha, your boyfriend is hilarious. It's gross, but hey, at least he has a sense of humor.
andrewshields20 0
If you can walk through mud you can **** through blood! now time to beat up them guts!
MRiKiCCS 0
^ you are my idol :']
mjcdsjf 0
I lold ,but really fyl.
kaoss54 3
59. WIN
SmoshFan6 0
So is the Civil War but I don't want to have sex with it.
jmac317 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
thats not even funny... thats disgusting
aliaskis 3
At least he isn't making her feel disgusting for having a bodily function that she can't even control. Minus his creepy name for it, the fact that he can embrace something about her that most girls are ashamed of just shows that he has a more open mind. Besides, it could just be considered extra lube. As long as he isn't wanting to go down on her then. That would weird me out.
Undead1992 0
not even dick that's jus gross. not cute at all
DjeePee 25
Thumbs up for Aliaskis. OP, are you complaining? Why? Don't you know how many girls are outside, almost non-stop taking the pill because their boyfriend doesn't dare to touch them if they're on their period? It has taken one damned year for me before my partner became more mature and dared to have intercourse with me on the last days of my period. Before that year he was like 'Eeeeew, one single drop of blood, eeeew, how absolutely disgusting, eeeeeew, dirty dirty dirty'. How sexy did that made me feel. You are one lucky bastard.
Bekll 31
Actually, if she wants to control it she can take the birth control lybrel. That's what I do. If I'm consistent with it I never experience a period in my life.
roeallen 11
^ that scares the hell out of me.
erica08 0
um... I'm not ashamed of my period but I still find it gross. it's just not my thing lol
cheerchika 0
yah I would be scared. I've had my period for a month now. and I'm taking birth control. some birth controls are wack! ladies: before u pick which bc u want to get, do a little research to find out which one is the best for you.... just saying :P
sugarbear0727 19
The best sex is when you're in the middle of your period. It feels amazing and you ****** a lot faster, and it's more intense.
fritz2 0
who doesn't love free ketchup.
thatgingerkid 0
I literally laughed out loud at your comment
lilybugie 0
ew.
baybeehdoll 0
lol omg I nearly died of laughter after I read this comment
leelee_DGK29 0
haha nice one
cLARiSSaisNOTW 0
what a strange fetish. Good luck OP
baby610 4
what dies OP mean?
GimmeSunglasses 0
OP = Original Poster
baby610 4
okay what dies "original poster" mean? sorry I'm a bit behind on this kinda stuff
jon214thab 0
Leave the internet
eric22446690 0
it means the person who wrote the FML
xXBlAcKxWiDoWXx 0
So, whats's the big deal?
aliaskis 3
^ This isn't a "oh wow your life sucks" moment. Especially considering that he opened up to you about a fantasy of his that is quite easy to fulfill. I also couldn't see how you could possibly deserve it. "Yeah! YDI for having a period in the first place!" That wouldn't even make sense.
Undead1992 0
That's what you call the next Ted Bundy. watch out!
ktrose 0
7- So, what's with your other comment?
mcxhunni 0
i know right!
robo_panda 0
gross
hairt 4
oh EWW
ceejster 0
do it, it's not that bad.
lokogirld 0
I totally agree
_krispy 0
ew sickos
biwinning88 1
agreed it actually OS awesome for the girl you feel is 10x better
xNephilim 19
It's really not that bad. It's a little bit gross when he pulls out and the condom is bloody, but that's just minor and the rest feels so much better.
purplebutters 7
hes awsome!!!!!